Graduated at freak university with honors

Gay and European | 30+ | she/her | I love women that's all you need to know

[ovur]

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

[jumex]

linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[loveridden1999]

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

[probuccalfat]

there’s just always something fucking happening

[clytemnestraaa]

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

[gokusclit]

Being a lesbian will make u feel like the entire world is experiencing mass psychosis

[bloodsouwp-deactivated20221008]

the five love languages cannibalism murder kidnapping cnc crucifixion

[girlnephew]

[louisegluckpdf]

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[saturniade]

i love it when in the middle of sharing information the person becomes completely unreliable 🎭

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

Of course he did.

Why are teachers promoting AI?

[villainwithacrush]

[sharkodactyl]

when a friend comes into my dms to be a little hater...such a treasured feeling. it's like a beautiful fawn approaching my outstretched hand in the forest and sniffing it so gently with its little nose before sucking in a deep breath and launching into a rant about all the things it hates about a piece of media that it can't say in public lest it be shot. by like a bow and arrow or something idk i've lost the metaphor

[sacred-portal]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes you’re in your early twenties and your two emotions are horny and suicidal and neither ever ever go away

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately