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[celeb-funkytown]

I hate how Aaliyah looked like her mama twin, and Blue Ivy look like her daddy twin, because both of those Capricorn girls’ parents mentioned are weirdos :/

[celeb-funkytown]

[celeb-funkytown]

Was looking at the USA Apple Music charts and saw Olivia being on top alongside Drake, and why did the thought of Olivia Rodrigo with Drake in that way make sense to me? Like obviously he pushing 40 (will be this year) and needa find someone his age atp, but idk why it was making sense to me in my head 😭

Maybe it’s the Pisces-Scorpio connection. Gotta be.

[celeb-funkytown]

Rihanna is jealous of Tyla and Beyoncé of Chloe. It’s obvious.

[celeb-funkytown]

Beyoncé is so obviously jealous of Chloe

[celeb-funkytown]

Paul Mooney kinda sexy, but the accusation that he was with an underage son of his bestie (and secret lover??) Richard Pryor (who also…yea) is wild 😵‍💫

[celeb-funkytown]

The freaked out nature of Janet can also most likely be a sign of hypersexuality, so I fear her dad probably raped her as well

[hologramcowboy]

Let's not forget the MANY times she has gotten caught using Jensen's account to respond to herself or hype herself up in ways Jensen has never spoken/written in his life! The one at the end about the superbowl is especially hilarious because it is clear that she meant to switch over to Jensen's account to respond to her comment and oops... forgot! So she ended up not just responding to herself but actually @ herself 🤣🤣🤣 Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe her. It would almost be worth one's pity if she wasn't such a goddamn evil human being and insecure cunt as has been pointed out already:

🤣🤣🤣 Ah, Danneel, Danneel, ever so classy!

[hologramcowboy]

Sorry, have to reblog because I just noticed the “My queen…and my princess” comment and I am rolling on the floor laughing! 🤣🤣🤣 Elta is anything but a delicate flower!

[walkergirlsposts]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hootiepgh]

you can tell these are elta because, once again, she's fat shaming jensen. let the guy have a god damn gummi bear!

these are some of my favorites.

also notice how she includes meshit, but leaves jared out of her "acceptance speech."

[celeb-funkytown]

Omg, it really is the same/similar situation as Justin and Hailey 😭

[we-were-made-for-each-other]

Vancon 2025

J2 ♡

[padaleckie]

NJCon 2014 ( what the fuck jensen )

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

[celeb-funkytown]

It’s them, officer—they’re the recent Supernatural is riddled with incestuous sexual tension

[celeb-funkytown]

[celeb-funkytown]

And she herself wants to fuck short-ass Kendrick Lamar 😂

[stillgottheflow]

juppy things [6/?] ↳ Janet Jackson (Part 1)

[stillgottheflow]

juppy things [6.5/?] ↳ Janet Jackson (Part 2)

[celeb-funkytown]

Chris Brown and his army of yes-men in music is what Aaliyah would’ve been if she was alive and had stayed with Timbaland, who wanted to control her essentially (you were not “in love” you were/are obsessed).

And Tank high-key is the Timbaland to Brown’s Aaliyah

[sluttyvirginmary]

There is something so deeply insidious about these consumerist psyop pop musicians pushing misogynistic imagery included drag queens and queer people in their music videos as if to say “SEEE!!! We support the LGBT community! We are woke and based!!!” It reeks of tolenization and using visibly trans and queer bodies as props and I don’t like it. FOH

[celeb-funkytown]

Reminds me of Megan Thee Stallion’s mv (sometime after WAP) for a song with oversexualized lyrics having ballroom rep and Alice in Wonderland imagery.

[celeb-funkytown]

I think Justin had that whatever with Janet cuz they secretly was hooking up but she ultimately chose to date someone who looks like they snuck onto earth, and I’m sure that pissed his young ass tf out 😭