can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b
YOU ARE THE REASON
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taylor price
occasionally subtle
RMH
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art

oozey mess
styofa doing anything
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@lil-laidy
can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b
who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ
i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table
WHAT DID HE SAY???
“hi welcome to mcdonald’s may i take your order”
me: *slapping my belly real close to the order box* ooooohhh me so hungwy
people who use baby naming websites:
- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”
jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:
as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years
this picture literally is divine influence
The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank
the ending omg
W H A T
@dest-chase @greyskycloud
I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME
@afewmishaps
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh
How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?
not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top