Q2Q Comics #483-485: Tech Theatre Gothic
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Q2Q Comics #483-485: Tech Theatre Gothic
This is from call the midwife and I was howling at this scene
“Who the f*** are you and why are you filming here?!”
Video by ʇɥɓıu ǝıpoſ
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I was going to touch on this in a separate post, but I can see it’s already made its way to Tumblr, so hello again everyone, welcome to another “teachable moment”. Also, sorry that this may be a little long, but this is a super important area to discuss, for reasons outlined below.
So, to start off with, the behaviour this alpaca is engaging in is 100% NOT okay, and is 100% NOT normal. I know the poster edited their video to say that they feel comfortable and safe with this behaviour (which may be fine for them, although I find it curious that all of their photos and videos are taken from the other side of the fence) however, I am here to tell you that as someone who has worked with hundreds of alpacas, who is part of a community of owners who collectively have worked with thousands of alpacas and llamas alike across the world (who are all in agreement, BTW.), this kind of behaviour is NOT normal, and is the kind of behaviour which can become a precursor to more dangerous behaviours, which can and have hurt people.
What we are seeing is an animal displaying sexual aggression towards a human, which is not a good thing. That noise he is making is called an “orgle”, which is the noise males make when they are trying to “woo” their partner to lay down, so that they may breed them. There is speculation that the sound of orgling also helps stimulate the female’s reproductive tract to better improve the chances of a pregnancy; but in practice, many females won’t lay down for a male who isn’t orgling.
So yes, he is excited to see her. He is very excited to see her, just not the kind of excitement she seems to think it is.
Alpacas and Llamas who display sexual aggression towards humans are often the unlucky recipients of well meaning, but ultimately misguided handling practices, and are extremely likely to develop another behavioural problem called “Aberrant Behaviour Syndrome” (ABS), which was previously known as “Berserk Male Syndrome” (BMS).
Animals who are at highest risk of developing ABS usually fall into a few categories:
Were weaned early and separated from the herd to live alone or away from other camelids.
Were hand-reared, away from other llamas and alpacas.
Were improperly socialized as young animals, which may have included being overwhelmed by strangers constantly petting/touching (as in a petting-zoo situation), or having been overwhelmed by stressful situations on a regular basis.
Are currently being housed alone away from other llamas and alpacas, and have been kept in isolation for a long time.
Were curious as babies, and allowed to engage in “cute” play behaviours such as jumping up, nibbling, picking at clothes, etc.
Are more likely to be male, however females can develop these behavioural problems too.
Many of these handling practices are carried over from other species, like goats and cows, where hand-rearing and allowing babies to “play” like this is used to encourage the animals to be more human-friendly as adults. However, llamas and alpacas are not cows and goats, so when handled in this manner, the end-result is drastically different.
Camelids with ABS are likely to engage in all sorts of dangerous behaviours, which may include
jumping up on people
chest-butting people
knocking people over
this may be followed by mounting/orgling
or may be followed by biting and stomping
biting people
wrapping their necks around legs to pull your feet out from under you
“rushing” where the animal runs at you with their head down, or while with their head up
“rushing” may also include a “clucking” noise, which is a noise some males will use to challenge other males to fight
chasing/herding people in the pen
stomping and excessive kicking at people nearby
pushes you around/gets super up close in your personal space
The sad thing is, that it takes a lot of time and dedication to train an animal with these behaviours out of engaging in them, and once they have displayed these behaviours, they can never be 100% trusted to not revert to them again (because no behaviour can be completely unlearned). Most males will end up needing to be castrated once they start engaging in these behaviours because the hormones in an intact male will only add fuel to the fire. Particularly bad cases are often euthanized, because they are a danger to their handlers.
It is even sadder knowing that ABS seems to be extremely easy to prevent in the majority of cases (because, as with any behavioural issue, one cannot account for all issues of abuse or physical trauma and whether an animal will develop problematic behaviours). As herd animals, llamas and alpacas need to be kept with other llamas and alpacas, especially as juveniles. Even if an animal needs to be bottle-fed because their mother cannot supply them with milk, bottle-fed cria can often go on to develop normal, healthy behaviours if they are kept with other llamas and alpacas when not being fed. Keeping young llamas and alpacas with their herd, and not letting them “play” with you in ways which will become scarier dangerous if they do this to you as a 150lb adult, seems to be, by and large, the easiest way to prevent ABS from developing.
Because lamas engage in strict social order amongst one another, and recognize very clear personal space boundaries, when young llamas and alpacas are raised with the herd, the other herd members “teach” them what are and are not appropriate behaviours, and also show them how to be a normal camelid. When we raise llamas and alpacas away from other camelids, they never really learn how to distinguish us humans from other members of their camelid herd, making us fair-game for behaviours that would normally be reprimanded soundly by other llama and alpaca herd members.
As humans, we also have completely different connotations behind affection-behaviours. Humans are a species that engages in social grooming, and we enjoy touching each other immensely and use it to display affection (as do dogs, cats, horses and cows!); however, llamas and alpacas do not engage in social grooming. They don’t like touching each other unless it is for purposes of procreation or competition (for reference, mother llamas and alpacas don’t even lick their babies clean after they have been born). So when we “coddle” or “play with” babies who don’t have adult camelids as a barometer, their instincts are telling them that we’re playing with them when they’re little, and when they’re adults and their priorities change, we’re no longer playing but are challenging them for breeding rights or territory.
In short, the alpaca in this video is engaging in a behaviour which has the capacity to turn very south very quick for his owner if he is allowed to continue to behave in this manner. She is lucky that there is a physical barrier between the two of them, because many males who show this level of sexual aggression, will readily knock people over and will attempt to breed them, which is not good for anyone involved.
It is especially concerning to me as a camelid owner, to see that the woman who own’s this animal has multiple videos of him engaging in the same behaviour (with her safely on the other side of the fence); as well as photos and videos of him actually jumping on her while very clearly trying to mount her.
If you have a llama or alpaca who engages in this kind of behaviour (or any of the behaviours listed above) or you know someone who does; I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to reach out to your local llama/alpaca organization to find experienced breeders near you, who can hopefully help you curb those behaviours in your animal before you, or a loved one, or a future owner of that animal (because sadly, these kinds of animals get passed around a lot because they are so difficult to handle) get hurt.
These behaviours are not normal, and they are not okay or cute. They are a disaster waiting to happen.
Sorry to be a buzzkill, but this is an important aspect of camelid husbandry, that many people overlook and then ultimately regret (or worse, experience and then become afraid of the animals because they don’t know its not normal!).
Boosting because I was in the process of researching this when I saw the post come across my dash - this appears to me to be an accurate description of the behavior and why it’s a problem.
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@timbersfc: The 2018 regular season was full of memories we won’t soon forget.
Now, let’s make some more.
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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them.
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.”
“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”
“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”
It’s just.
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job.
i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok
One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.
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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind
Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)
Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun
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Maternity and paternity leave is really important, paternity leave is, I think, a really important part of equality. Normalise the idea that men will raise children, be these men hetero or gay.
All parents need time to bond with a new baby, and time to acclimate themselves to all that’s required to care for one.
On top of forming a connection with their child, this can help to simplify distribution of labor when it comes to childcare. This way, there isn’t just one parent doing everything most of the time and then one confused parent in over their head anytime the other hands the baby off so they can go shower, get some food in them, go shopping/to a meeting, etc.
ALSO a woman will need weeks and months to heal from the birth. My husband always felt so guilty about leaving back to work just two weeks after the baby was born with BOTH our kids, because he knew I was still figuring out breastfeeding, getting used to the new baby, far too tired to clean/cook, etc. He obviously helped out outside of work, but that is so much to ask of anyone to work 9-5 and then play homemaker on top of that. Fathers need rest and time to enjoy the baby too.
It’s honestly ridiculous that fathers are expected to only spare a few weeks (at most) post-labor. The mother just went through one of the most physically traumatic episodes the human body is capable of, she’s not going to be bouncing back to normal after a few weeks. It’s a critical time when the father is needed more than ever to ease the adjustment period.
I’ve seen people complain that paternal leave is a “scam”. Certainly a lot of companies seem to think so. But the truth is that our culture is so consumer/work based, that career and money is everything, that we (a) assume that any attempt at paid leave is gimmicking the system, and (b) that parenthood is not a reasonable thing to prioritize over making income
Fathers are often portrayed in media as helpless with children or unable to empathize as well as mothers. And you know what? There’s some truth to that because of how society depicts men’s roles in parenthood since the early 20th century. Their job is to make a living and discipline. Not spend time connecting to their offspring.
Let fathers bond with their kids. It starts at the beginning. Spare them at least a month to get to know their son or daughter. Let them enjoy getting to know each babies’ unique personality outside of late-night wake-ups. Without paternity leave, they must choose between being a good husband and father, or putting bread on the table.
Let mothers and fathers have time to bond with EACH OTHER, too - they have a new dynamic every time a new little person shows up in their family. They need time to be together as well as time to be with their kids.