~The Internal Workings of The Celery Mind~

The diary of a weird and strange kitten ⭐️ She ||33 ♊️ || ElDeR eMo ScEnEiOr || Slytherin || INFP || Demisexual ⭐️

[iiasha-archived]

this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me

[celerystarz]

Just because I survived it doesn't mean that I deserved it to happen to me

[celerystarz]

Adulthood, working in general is putting your life in someone else's hands.

They control your money. They control when you gonna get it, how much you get and can change that up on a whim. Lawyers have a cost, so thay last bit can be challenged, yes. But with what money?

[celerystarz]

I feel like I have this scream

Buried in my soul

But some how I can't get it out

But if it does, it won't be something I could control

[celerystarz]

You ever see a guy where body tea but facecard declines?

It hard out here boi 😪

[celerystarz]

The only labooboo I want is a lobotomy.

[celerystarz]

There's a difference between a loving family and being tolerated and a responsibility, just know that.

Cuz I can say I think I was just a responsibility my parents, moreso my mom, was and is just fulfilling. There was never any actual "love" in this home.

[celerystarz]

I am not a plot to do. Either you interested in me all the way, or get tf out my way.

[celerystarz]

My brain: Ykw would be cool? To be in a body bag for your birthday 🤔

Me at my brain: 🤨 We say this every year and we're 13yrs overdue, clearly we in this for the long-haul now. Lace up your menace boots lil witch, we're here to wreck havoc, give em hell 😈

[celerystarz]

I choose on aura and aesthetic that I'm drawn to/calls to me and theeeennn the details and depth 😅

This applies to almot everything in life, now that I think about it 🤔

The only problem is everything then becomes unintentionally fancy/bougie 😮‍💨

I need a bougie source of income to fund this expensive brain and flesh prison 😪

[celerystarz]

Yenno, being in your 30's is interesting.

Bcz you have some people getting married, meanwhile you still battling tusty man and dotish man and wondering if there's any life partners left available/remaining or is just this trash we hada dig thru til you find a trash you could tolerate 🤔

[celerystarz]

This part of my life seems to be called "I'm broke, not bcz I'm buying dumb shit, but bcz I keep buying food/things to make food and then also complaining that I'm getting fat" 😐🥲

[celerystarz]

Can't believe my only goal in life is just to die 😐

I should think of something else 🤔

Ou 😯 To become Jinx 😃

[celerystarz]

I'm more of a very cuddly person.

So if you expect constant dick-riding, get the fuck away from me.

That freak on a leash only shows up once a cycle IF AT ALL and the worse time at that bcz FRIENDLY REMINDER I HATE CHILDREN AND DO NOT EVER WANNA BE PREGNANT.

[celerystarz]

I think it's funny that I get roasted for my ex(es) being "ugly", but if I say "I'm literally not interested in this guy cuz I don't find him attractive", it's "but he's a good person tho".

You guys gotta make up your minds.

[celerystarz]

Dawg, sometimes people's facecards be so bad that it's their hair that really be saving them

[celerystarz]

I think it's interesting and funny that people think I'm flirtationship/situationship/hook-up-ship material but not girlfriend or wifey material 🤔

Fascinating and hilarious.