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[asian]

Throwing Q-Tips at Cat (source)

[frostingpeetaswounds]

🐸☕️🐸☕️🐸☕️🐸☕️

[charlubby]

so i work at lush and the most famous person i’ve served so far is adele. one day i’m just standing there moving some bubble bars and pretending to look busy when suddenly this lady comes in with her child. i think “she looks like adele if adele didn’t wear make up” whilst i go over to greet her. she asks me what a bath bomb is. i think “hmm, she is very unexpectedly cockney, like adele.” halfway through my description of bath bombs i realise holy fuck it’s actually adele, and i end up saying “so these are bath bombs, you drop them in the water mnnnnnnand theychangecolour n fizz…..do stuff……..” and i think she realises i suddenly know who she is because she gently but firmly tells her son to pick a bomb. she gets some for herself as well. i put her through the till and i realise she looks very tired, so i don’t want to bother her, but holy fucking shit this is adele. i’ve ugly cried so many times while warbling her beautiful songs. she’s unwittingly been there through some bad times for me. i want to say something but i’m not sure what, so i fixate on her bright woolly vest and blurt out “i like your vest!” and she immediately replies, very chipper, “aw fanks it makes me look like a rare bird!” she departs and i stand there shaking while i whisper to my colleague that that was adele. this reaches the back of the shop where a birthday party for a bunch of 14 year olds is going on and my 19 year old colleague just shrieks “WHAT” at the top of his voice. all the girls clamour asking if we have security cameras to prove it actually was her and i’m like, the proof is that i have suddenly become 10 times emotionally stronger after being in her presence. i have absorbed her self love and all of my exes have crumbled into dust, dissolving away like the bath bomb she’ll be using later on that very night

[phloa]

[taviacw]

Yall don’t know nothing about #GrowingUpUgly

[crownedboi-deactivated20161011]

I feel so bad for laughing.

[kingrudegyalchina]

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

WATCH THIS NOW!

[celeste-stargazing]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

September, October, November, and December are my favorite months because everything is transitory. It’s the time of year when the summer months (with all its accompanying heat, adventure, laughter, and memories) fade into a distant echo, giving way to a cool and rising autumn breeze on which nostalgia casually drifts. Bright yellow and crisp blue are replaced with a subtle orange, red, and brown, signaling the change of seasons and of mindsets. Indeed, things are now more calm, more introspective in autumn as we all sense the close of yet another year; and as we approach that end, unbeknownst to us the cool wind turns a bit frosty and everything is softly coated a wintery white. 

So much happens in these four months.

[muffy-artist]

YOU EVER THINK MAYBE MY MAKEUP ISN’T FOR YOU? AND THAT MAYBE IT’S FOR A WITCH WHO PUT A HORRIBLE CURSE ON ME???

[eworthylake-deactivated20180811]

Little horse tips!

[coelasquid]

cool!

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[amargedom]

“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”

George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones x (via amargedom)

[dragmama-deactivated20190831]

same, Dolly

[thegolddig]

[lucreziabeha]

[itsollygator-deactivated2026020]

CALLING ALL WRITERS/ARTISTS/???? WHO LOVE FANTASY/POST APOCALYPTIC/???? STUFF

I found a Polyvore user, maggiehemlock, who creates outfits which would be perfect for creating characters from for any sort of mythical, fantasy, post apocalyptic, sort of genre.

Pictured here: Apothecary Witch, Desert Seer, Alchemist, Beekeeper, Desert Nomad, Herbalist’s Son.

[hemlocktea]

Spring Frost by maggiehemlock

[klasnasman]