I Think Dogs Should Be Able to Vote

Emily. 26. mostly comics and podcasts. They/she

[rosieandthemoon]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[mismedleym]

visitation by an angel (revisited)

[thingsfromthedirt]

warming carafe with a stained glass pattern (ca. late 50s-early 60s)

[rosenkranz-does-things]

giant weird horse statue crushing soldiers is something that can be so personal

[valtsv]

the nametaker: hey, check this shit out. alexa, play despacito [rotting corpse starts shrieking] pretty cool, eh? why don't you ask me how much it cost. go on. i know you want to.

caul serrikane, who couldn't give a shit if you tried to waterboard one out of her:

[fayzart136]

These designs aren't final, but I just had to paint this. Close-up and process video below the cut.

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

doomed revolutions in all future media should be made up of four suicidal people in various states of unmarriage

[mossgoblins]

... well, the river is vast, and no dam can block every channel, and ours is a world of miracles.

[celestialbisexual]

I am listening to the TSV finale and I am Only Thinking About Paige

[celestialbisexual]

I didn’t cry at work!! By the skin of my teeth

[rak0wisko]

quick selfindulgent one

[celestialbisexual]

I am listening to the TSV finale and I am Only Thinking About Paige

[rak0wisko]

god living under her skin

[vafrosaon]

and I name our disciples thus

[localechoes]

[pylonsaint]

Doodles

[happyheidi]

the moon in paintings. x