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lil bean // 20 // 🔒

[nitramaraho]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

this is probably the best compilation out there

[adamjk]

it’s hard to believe this entire moment in our lifetimes has come and gone

[retrogamingblog]

According to a poll of over 50,000 people, nobody likes the following Pokemon

In an attempt to prove that every Pokemon is somebody’s favorite, the Pokemon subreddit conducted a survey that received 52,000 responses. Of the 807 Pokemon on the survey, Silcoon, Gothita, Eelektrik, and Yungoos were the only ones to receive zero votes. Receiving the most votes were Charizard, Gengar, Arcanine, and Bulbasaur.

[toaarcan]

Silcoon is so unpopular that OP used a picture of Cascoon instead.

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

[eclipseisminetocommand]

catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

[the-music-writer]

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

[cursedimagez]

[lynxskulls]

It remembers what it once was

[hotline-zeppeli]

I have discovered a new use for the tumblr font colours and that is clown faces

:•)

:•(

:•0

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[gayandgreen]

We went to the beach and tried to find rocks that looked like each others eyes

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

sorry but this is the purest date idea ever

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[dailytwitterhumor]

[saawek]

Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard

[tinkdw]

They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.

Amazing 😆

[spockvarietyhour]

“Hell’s greatest achievement. The M25”

[cybergata]

Life is a Disco Ball!

[notacatblog]

groovy

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[jessicacapshaw]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]