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laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

miamaimania

Retro Portable Cassette Players: Sanyo MGR78 Spectra, Crown SZ-16, and Street Beat

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

lemonsweet

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

thickness-protection-program

Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

mamoswole

thickness-protection-program

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

nae-design

Cubic gem stones by Yoda Kiseki

parkchanwoohoo

easel-eisel

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

cheeky-orchid

Essential worker during covid

sweatermuppet

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

kaiserneko

korratea

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

marvelousmichaelmidnight

IN A ROW?

laurakvstheworld

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

bluexombiecat

luckbethelady

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

#leverage #i need to rewatch

bunniope

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

bleed1ngbabyb0y

cringecorp

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me