Trash Can Dream Man

Don't put metal in the microwave (Tee/Tye)(31)(genderfluid)(Any Pronouns)(ace)(panromantic)

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[sft-haze]

I'm on artfight this year, @ Sft-Haze

[soupdrag0n]

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[captain-flint]

anne: i don’t like you 

max: sure janne

[thestuffedalligator]

"So you collect ghosts?"

"Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I'm a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I'm hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there's a demon the ghosts eat 'em. It's a very efficient system."

"...Say that last part again."

"The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I've seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth."

[thestuffedalligator]

"Wouldn't that be the other way around? I thought demons would be more powerful than ghosts."

"One ghost, sure. But they're never prepared to take on fifty ghosts at once. Especially if I bring Olga."

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

reblog to bite your mutuals /affectionate

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[starlit-meadow]

do you want to turn our phones off and do some arts and crafts together?