Celestial Readers

💥 Logan Lerman 💥

[celestialreaders]

The Potter Household, Halloween 1981

Voldemort: knock knock

James: who's there?

Voldemort: you know

James: you know who?

Voldemort: correct

James:

James: fuck

[celestialreaders]

Twelve days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

nothing because he's fictional

NOTHING BECAUSE HE'S FICTIONAL AND DEAD

[celestialreaders]

Percy and Nico at Christmas

Percy: Hey Nico, I got you a Christmas present

Nico: Percy you don't need to g-

Percy: But it's okay I kept the gift receipt in the box

Nico: Huh?

Percy: Because you know just in case it ISN'T YOUR TYPE

Nico: PERCY STOP

Everyone: *faceplam*

[celestialreaders]

Me after watching Mockingjay Part 1

Me: Are you, are you. Comi-

Family: SHUT UP

[celestialreaders]

“It’s ten times easier falling apart than it is putting yourself back together.”

Finnick Odair, Mockingjay: Part 1

[celestialreaders]

Luna Headcannon

At Luna’s wedding the whole front row of seats were left empty. At the end of the ceremony Harry went up to her. “Luna, who was meant to sit there, didn't they show up?” Luna turned her glassy gaze to him “Oh Harry, they did sit there, only in a spiritual way I suppose.” she said. She began pointing out each seat:”Right, that was for my mother, the two next to her would’ve been your parents because I think I would’ve liked them, the one next to them is for Sirius, and this one’s for Professor Lupin- they were friends weren’t they? And that’s for Tonks, then Fred Weasley, then Mad-Eye Moody, then Professor Dumbledore, and then Professor Snape. I really hope they liked the wedding,” She smiled a sad smile then flounced off into the crown. Harry had never felt so emotional. 

[celestialreaders]

"You know, I'm dying to see Calypso"

Leo, Blood of Olympus

OH NO YOU DON'T LEO VALEZ

[celestialreaders]

Blue Food

Annabeth: Hey Percy I've just to got to go see Piper, I'll be back home in half an hour

Percy: Okayyyy... *confused face*

Annabeth: You can cook tonight seaweedbrain

--Annabeth leaves--

Percy: ...

Percy: ...

Percy: ...

Percy: Did she mean blue food, or normal food?

[celestialreaders]

When you read a book and none of your friends have read it so you have nobody to fangirl with. 

[celestialreaders]

Me when:

Somebody doesn't ship my OTP.

Somebody disses a book I like.

When somebody says the movie was better the book. 

[celestialreaders]

Your face when you've finished a book but your otp still haven't got together. 

[o7filho]

[harleyhendrix-deactivated201705]

I watched this for like 20 minutes

[greyisunavailable]

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

[girlsgotpowr]

Im leaving this website wtf

[troyesghost]

WHY BOYS CAN’T WEAR PINK

[celestialreaders]

I think I am officially in love. 

[celestialreaders]

When something happens in a book you're reading, and you're just like ^

[celestialreaders]

Not his type

Nico and Will are going on a date, and it's their first official date so everyone's making a big deal of it but then Nico gets stuck in his cabin and the door wont open.

Nico: Hey um... guys? I NEED SOME HELP HERE

Piper: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NICO WILL'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE

Nico: Er..hello? Don't you think I know that? JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE

Frank: Can't you just do some magicy stuff?

Piper, Annabeth, and Hazel (at the same time): HE CAN'T, DOCTORS ORDERS

Annabeth: Hey Percy, you run the fastest, go and get Connor or Travis, they'll get this open in a second

Percy: I would but....I'm not... his type

Piper, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, and Jason: ....

[celestialreaders]

ON THE WAY TO THE BOOKSTORE LIKE ^

[celestialreaders]

When your OTP does something cute.