[muppetshow2026]

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

[tobacconist]

new heresy im developing: hermit crabs also ate of the fruit of knowledge of good and evil and hence also aware of their nakedness

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[waltzingbi]

his eyes were coke zero brown

[pointnclick]

It's cuz you're always fiddling on that damn roof

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[toyota-supra]

broooo don't become part of me forever lmao don't leave my life with nothing but the memories behind broooo now I'm going to be haunted by a spectre of your influences on me for the rest of my life lmaoooo the people closest to me might hold your name in their tongues as long as they can see me dude that is so not cool

[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

[lesbianbloodritual]

knuckle tats that say KNUC KLES

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Nice stigmata scar. Too bad it's on the gay hand.

[sanegreen]

just a girl in her room trying to forgive herself

[elbiotipo]

Drinking a Coca-Cola while listening to rock n' roll and wearing blue jeans (I DO NOT CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF THE USAMERICAN GOVERMENT)

[louisegluckpdf]

doctor prescribed me 100mg of having a beer outside

[cannibalize]

god my favorite part of knitting/crocheting/etc is watching string become fabric. crumpling it in my hands. this fabric would’ve never existed had I not willed it into being. it isn’t fabric, it’s time made physical. made material. isn’t that the high of crafting? you mold time between your hands and put it into other people’s hands. my least favorite part is when my cat tries to cram the whole yarn ball into his mouth

[45percenterthen]

americans in songs are always on the interstate

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

gotta get there

[45percenterthen]

she’s gotta get there

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

have i read marx? thanks for asking but no, only soreness & bruises

[lakevida]

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue