Shall we be sunder'd?

Celia Arden | 24 | District 2

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

Well, I used to have a cat and it’d eat about anything it could find.

[celia-arden]

Do they really eat mice and rats? I'm not in love with the thought of Romeo dragging in dead mice...

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

Sure, sounds like fun.

[celia-arden]

Now I just have to figure out what the hell cats eat.

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

I like Romeo as a name, but maybe that’s just me.

[celia-arden]

Romeo? I like it. Much better than Oliver. It fits him much better...

Huh, Romeo? Yeah...You like that name, don't you? We should get you some dinner, you feel lighter than a bird- If you want, you can join us, Lysander.

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

Oliver’s better.

[celia-arden]

Oliver...I'm not sure...Do you have any ideas?

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

…No?

[celia-arden]

...More along the lines of an Oliver?

I don't know...I'm no good at names...

[orixnmaximoff-blog]

Oh my God, that’s so cute.

[celia-arden]

Cutest little cat ever, right?

Would you say he looks like a Demetrius? 

[celia-arden]

"You homeless little guy? We'll fix that right up...

You should be rewarded for not being a person. Je détéste personnes..."

[rvsolhee]

Seriously, if idiots could fly, that place’d be an airport. Jesus

[celia-arden]

Shouldn't let anyone hear that-

[carverlocke-deactivated20141119]

"Alright look, if you’re going to start saying shit you might as well know what the fuck you’re saying."

[celia-arden]

"Excuse you, I do know what I'm saying. And I also know for a fact that Robert Frost was completely shitting everyone when he made himself sound all adventurous in the road not taken crap. The roads were completely alike."

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

They know you, but not well. It’s fine.

[celia-arden]

Alright...

I'll just go then...Or I can help you clean up?

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

Okay, Celia, seriously. I have three kids I need to put to bed in twenty minutes. Is this urgent or are you here just to ramble about pointless things?

[celia-arden]

Can I help? I mean, they know me, right? I'm good at reading stories and all...

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

Then don’t get emotional and tell me what happened. Walk and talk though, I’m in the middle of cleaning.

[celia-arden]

Fine...Did you know Robert Stevenson wrote one of his books in three to six days? People say he was on drugs.

...Maybe I should do drugs...

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

You and the rest of the village. Come on, spill.

[celia-arden]

No. I'm not going to start to become one of those insanely emotional girls.

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

Come on, Celia. What’s going on?

[celia-arden]

I'm just sick of people. 

Nothing to worry about.

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

I’m not following. People are idiots because it’s a nice night out?

[celia-arden]

.....

Yes, exactly.

[slater-roland-deactivated201412]

  … yeah, sure. Whatever brought that up, I guess.

[celia-arden]

People are just idiots.

[celia-arden]

At least it's a pretty night.