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Men of the Court
These men of the court one wouldn't want to anger,
They'll have you on trial if their reputation is in danger
One must receive them and be full of charm;
They're no great help, but they can do you harm.
I don't want to be taken to court for being unkindly,
Though I may not think it, I will act politely.
Suck up to them, even if they make you bored,
And eventually you'll get your reward.
She said what??
I was talking with Arsinoe
When we began arguing in an awful way.
But she crossed the line
And let out her true feelings that might have been just as harsh as mine,
She said to me, "One soon could have a following like yours;
Lovers are no great trouble to collect,
If one prefers them to one's self-respect."
What gives her the right to serve me such disgrace?
I had to come back with something with just as much distaste.
I outdid her by far, " Is it my fault, dear lady, that your hand
Is not alas, in very great demand?"
O Philinte! Your offer was most sincere,
And I am pleased to accept my dear!
Yes, I admire Alceste and his strong words against the whole
But there comes a time when a lady must yield to her soul
And mine calls for you. In this tumultuous time
I dont need someone who will stubbornly speak his mind
And force his opinions on others, instead
I need your gentle words and clear head.
As you said Alceste “by being frank,
has earned the reputation of a crank!”
This is the dress in which I will proclaim myself yours,
Only if you approve of course!
Sister Eliante, slow down, your love is fake
You wanted Alceste, which passed, and you've moved on to take
Philante's hand in marriage so fast and share his wealth
You know it too, you said it yourself,
"If Celimene should grant some rival's suit
I'd gladly lay the role of a substitute."
This is going to fast and you don't know
The effects your actions will have and the way you'll grow
Out of this phase
Of who you're so blinded by and have such a craze
You'll take anyone you can get
I beg you don't settle for him, because later you'll fret.
“In certain cases it would be uncouth
And most absurd to speak the naked truth”
I someone asks you if they are fat
It makes no sence to tell them just that’
Though It may be true
Why make them feel bad and turn blue?
Everyone is beautiful in their our special way
An inconsiderate people like Alceste ruin their day,
Most women are not stick thin
And in their books that’s a win,
Why starve yourself and worry too much
When you can be healthy and curvy and just as in touch
Beautiful comes in many different forms
And not stick thin is the new norm.
I completely agree with your philosophy
Of sugar-coating others' biography.
It is impolite to say insults plainly,
Rather, tell them something tasty.
That girl isn't fat, she's curvy.
She isn't ugly, her beauty makes others envy.
But of course this is only to her face,
Discuss the truth behind their backs when you have some space.
Behind her back she's just as stupid as can be,
Vicious and arrogant in the last degree
But when she walks in...Ah! What a happy chance has brought you here!
Oh, Boys..
One of my most enjoyable past times is pursuing boys
However I usually don't have to do much work, since they run to me like I'm a toy.
Is it my fault that all these men pursue me?
Am I to blame if they're attracted to me?
I can't complain of their attraction
I couldn't drive them away and give them an infraction!
See now, if Miley and Katy would've been upfront
With Taylor, it would not have caused them to shunt.
Rather, the girls would have fought,
Swinging their new shoes at each other, which they had just bought.
Gossiping is certainly the better solution
So that between the "friends" there is no prosecution.
Pick me Celimene!
Don’t be the one that got away
I can try to forgive you for being so risque
I dont want to think that I lost the love of my life,
So I want to make you my wife.
Alceste, I would never take you back!
I would never run away to be alone with you due to all the qualities you lack!
To be with solely one person would drive me insane,
Let alone you, who can hardly entertain.
The Oscars last night had some amazing nominees,
All of them being extreme acting devotees.
But the best part of the show, in my opinion
Is critiquing their outfits, like gossiping minions.
While watching the stars walk down the red carpet,
The fashion faux pas we will not forget.
Kristen Wig wearing a far out dress
looking like a feather-duster was not a success.
Nor was Emma Stone's bright red bow,
With the high-necked collar and the length drooping low.
Even some of those lucky ones who win
Have committed a horrible fashion sin.
What a perfect depiction of what it means to truly be "Popular"! Of course no one can be more popular than I am, however, out of the genuine goodness of my heart, I am willing to share a few tips for all you less fortunate on how to boost your popularity. I hope this song will inspire my dear acquaintances to strive towards becoming a more beautiful, talented, and admirable person.
