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Within me there are two wolves.

One is actually an iguana.

The other is actually a magpie.

I don't know what happened.

#two wolves #shitpost #iguana #magpie #something is wrong

remember everyone.

If you're doing arson, make it look like voodoo.

And if you're doing voodoo , make it look like arson.

#shitpost #advice #arson #voodoo

Dune would make a great anime.

#dune #anime #it would either be a beautiful and profound story #or the most hilariously bad adaptation possible #there is no inbetween

I will abide by the spirit of the letter of man's law until man's letter falls, then I'll write something better, something with dragons.

#shitpost #on my fae shit

Y'all talk about how dramatic some people get when they're sick, But I think we should be more ok with being dramatic about an internal assailant.

#sickness is the battle within #fever is the burning sword #you fight with an enemy beneath your understanding #maybe you should be allowed to act like the battle-torn kingdom you are #so anguish and rage #as your agony slays your foes

mebssann

idk, you were pretty sleepy back there bud

usual-art-lover

Do you think he stopped falling asleep after he woke up one morning and Nathan didn't?

#why would you do that #katherine freeling #nathan freeling #abaddon #haunted hotel #emotions apparently

God is a blurry image of a Mango.

#shitpost #god #mango #absurdism

My life is so short and yet I will live so very long.

#life #kinda just thinking about mortality #only freaking out a little bit

I don't think Charlie Kirk should've died, But I do think he should stay dead.

#charlie kirk #semi current #no one do a pet cemetery

a thing I've come to understand about death note is that both L and Light are fully convinced that Kira is an intelligent mastermind.

which from L's perspective make's sense, to him it's a mindgame against an evil genius with mysterious murder powers, but then we see Light's actions directly, and it becomes very clear that he's just an edgy teenage misanthrope with delusions of grandeur who's best plays have been driven by blind luck fueled by the fact that neither of these morons know how normal people act.

#death note #light yagami #ryuzaki #ryuk just laughing at this loony toons shit #they're both idiots #like most teenagers he's sure he's right about everything

lamezone

gift horse

#mlp fim #funny #shitpost

adamtotscomix

Release ur inhibitions……..

Btw that shirt is real and it’s in my store!

celtic-hobo

I hate to intrude on this moment, but where can I get that shirt?

#yuri #I love the shirt and I need it #comic

definetelynotdepressed

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

celtic-hobo

wh. what have you done.

#why would you do that #the soul of evil has been birthed from your horrid mind

beetles are such an undeniably polite insect.

#beetles #bugs #bugblr #they're just so polite

so, a bit of update for me.

in the past weeks me and my family have been moving to a more remote and rural area, which has been all the things a change of scenery is and more, but one thing in particular has stood out to me.

that being that the other day I heard a rustling in the other room of my cabin which I had initially assumed was a mouse, so I got a broom to whack it with (because fuck'em) and entered the room. However, to my surprise and bemusement, there was no intrusive rodent, rather, a gopher snake had managed to creep in, and was currently curling into one of my work boots.

there was a snake, in my boot.

#gopher snake #snake #absurdity #everyday life