We two alone

Classics grad student, 26, female. Homerist, unrepentant Achilles enthusiast. I like old things. Sometimes I have Tolkien breakdowns. 

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

why did they brand a handprint on a man in 2008. gay marriage wasn’t even legal in new york yet.

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

KURT HUMMEL HADN’T EVEN DONE THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE ON GLEE YET

[madnessofmen]

60 is not old

[madnessofmen]

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[victusinveritas]

[ltwilliammowett]

The Phoenicia, built in 2007–2008, is a modern replica of a 600 BC Phoenician merchant ship.

Inspired by ancient shipwreck discoveries near Marseille, the vessel was constructed using traditional methods to recreate the maritime achievements of the Phoenicians—master seafarers who once transported gold from Africa, tin from Britain, and linen from Egypt across the ancient world.

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[themaninyourcomputer]

[cryptotheism]

Do you think Plato could've taken a cave hyena

RAW STRENGTH: Cave hyena wins

PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE: Also the cave hyena

[ghostontape]

Can’t get over Daniel’s sunburn bc like Armand as his father you should have made sure he was wearing sunscreen, he’s WHITE you have a WHITE SON 😭

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i stop by my old house when the new owners aren’t home to have metaphysical sex with the smoking hot ghost of my dead wife and she burns my little penis right off when i don’t have an answer about where our kids are. i still manage to come but it’s sad and pathetic and i leave with tears in my eyes and my own spunk cold and sticky on my thigh. six hours into the drive home i remember my kids are still at a bus stop in sheboygan. i drink until i forget again

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[viagginterstellari]

The baths - Alcazar, Sevilla, 2024

[djglory]

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away