LOVING HUSBAND TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

and father to two or more sons i guess 18+

[johnwinchesterofficial]

love my boys. love to watch them wave goodbye in my rearview mirror

[gaytanic-panic]

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Top five tips for other people dealing with a loss?

1. abandon your responsibilities

2. ruin your children’s chances for a future

3. immediately give in to paranoia, doubt, and hatred

4. kill everything in sight

5. start journaling 🥰

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Did you even tried to be a good parent or you just gave up immediately?

well of course i tried to be a good parent when my dead wife was around to watch me do it

[johnwinchesterofficial]

what's your favorite part about being a parent?

hmm that’s difficult, there are so many negatives… i guess i would say the free labor

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Ever watched Top Gun? Any thoughts on the volleyball action?

volleyball is a sport for women

[johnwinchesterofficial]

(@ op not john winchester how does it feel being THE funniest spn account. i appreciate all that you do. dont need to post this if it's out of character just wanted to say you are cherished).

[johnwinchesterofficial]

yellow eyes says hi ;p

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i can’t even focus on my burning need for vengeance i just want to know how long this took

[hotgirlcastiel]

Dean knowing it’s not John bc John wouldn’t be proud of him

[johnwinchesterofficial]

what’s there to be proud of

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[johnwinchesterofficial]

I think every movie could be made better with a revenge quest tbh

all movies are about a revenge quest of sorts….

[johnwinchesterofficial]

best type of phone for hanging up on your nagging son

2005 motorola razr v3 flip phone in hot pink

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i’m liking the fast & furious movies a lot except for the parts where they keeping bitching about family…. i thought everyone knew cars are more important than loved ones…..

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i think you could neglect at least a dozen children without doing much of anything differently

thank you my friend that really means a lot 🙏

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i skid into the parking lot of my sons’ elementary school creating a plume of dust and gravel behind my truck (#mytruck) so big an entire class of fourth graders is buried alive and they have to call in one of those saint bernard mountain dogs that finds people stuck in avalanches. tucking and rolling out of my truck (#mytruck) which is still moving, i leap through a window and into the english class where i have been called to a parent teacher conference. using my keen senses and hunter’s instinct, i realize i am at the wrong school. i crash back through the broken window and dive past the pickup lane monitor and back into my truck (#mytruck) before speeding off into the sunset. my son calls me from a pay phone two states away. i ignore it

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do i think being abandoned by my father affected me negatively in any way? no not really

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do you think i can fit neglecting a fourth child into my busy schedule

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do i think being abandoned by my father affected me negatively in any way? no not really