LOVING HUSBAND TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

and father to two or more sons i guess 18+

[johnwinchesterofficial]

love my boys. love to watch them wave goodbye in my rearview mirror

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i’m liking the fast & furious movies a lot except for the parts where they keeping bitching about family…. i thought everyone knew cars are more important than loved ones…..

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i think you could neglect at least a dozen children without doing much of anything differently

thank you my friend that really means a lot 🙏

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i skid into the parking lot of my sons’ elementary school creating a plume of dust and gravel behind my truck (#mytruck) so big an entire class of fourth graders is buried alive and they have to call in one of those saint bernard mountain dogs that finds people stuck in avalanches. tucking and rolling out of my truck (#mytruck) which is still moving, i leap through a window and into the english class where i have been called to a parent teacher conference. using my keen senses and hunter’s instinct, i realize i am at the wrong school. i crash back through the broken window and dive past the pickup lane monitor and back into my truck (#mytruck) before speeding off into the sunset. my son calls me from a pay phone two states away. i ignore it

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do i think being abandoned by my father affected me negatively in any way? no not really

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do you think i can fit neglecting a fourth child into my busy schedule

[johnwinchesterofficial]

do i think being abandoned by my father affected me negatively in any way? no not really

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Is sunscreen pussy shit or do you have soft & supple skin?

i can’t avenge my dead wife if i’m busy dealing with skin cancer #responsibleking

[johnwinchesterofficial]

ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ

gonna bite you

[johnwinchesterofficial]

---- Text Message from Kate Milligan ---

John, don't forget Adam's Little Leagues Game on Saturday! He said you promised him pizza afterwards.

well if he’s gonna be my son then he better get used to disappointment

[johnwinchesterofficial]

----- 3 missed calls from Kate Milligan -----

and it’s about to be four

[johnwinchesterofficial]

have you met jess? what do you think of her?

haven’t met her. seen her through the window of her apartment plenty of times. she seems like a distraction

[johnwinchesterofficial]

I've actually been told Brady will make sure to get Sam WELL back on the track of avenging your dead wife obsessively. he smells a bit like sulfur though and I think his eyes flashed black once

i think all college kids smell bad so that’s probably nothing to worry about

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Hi Johnny. Speaking of Brady, any other boyfriends/girlfriends of Sammy that u approve/disapprove of? Dean's?

i disapprove of anything that distracts them from avenging my dead wife’s murder

[segamascott]

[johnwinchesterofficial]

I saw Sam making out with his best friend Brady and later I saw Brady hanging out with a man with suspiciously yellow eyes should we be concerned...

sam has friends?