LOVING HUSBAND TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

and father to two or more sons i guess

[johnwinchesterofficial]

love my boys. love to watch them wave goodbye in my rearview mirror

[johnwinchesterofficial]

How do you feel about adopting a fourth kid?

a fourth kid. right. uh. yeah sure that would definitely be my fourth. not some other number. haha

[johnwinchesterofficial]

hey dad it’s adam!!! i know you’re not going to be around until my birthday but i’m kind of excited about it so i wanted to call and ask if you’re gonna take me to a baseball game again. mom said we can maybe go out for ice cream afterward which would be cool. :) anyway your voicemail said to call dean?? is that like your secretary or something??

uhhhhh he is my….. apprentice. at work. fixing cars. haha. but you shouldn’t call him because he. uh. hates children. and actually he died so he’s not even my apprentice anymore. don’t worry about it. looking forward to baseball and ice cream!!!

[johnwinchesterofficial]

dad this is sam. dean keeps saying he won't kill me even though i'm probably evil. you need to make him promise he'll kill me since i'm probably evil.

what is the point of having more than one child if you can’t successfully order one to kill the other. every day that boy disappoints me

[johnwinchesterofficial]

John link ur ao3 king

link my WHAT

[johnwinchesterofficial]

is this your car? https://www.tumblr.com/patronsaintofweepingmothers/788251530499391488?source=share

you can hit my kids all you want but you better not lay a finger on my truck!! #mytruck

[johnwinchesterofficial]

John Winchester.

I am Castiel, an angel of the lord. I know that you will one day burn in hell (away from your wife) for how you treat your children.

I will be laughing as this happens. Your wife will be at peace in heaven as you burn. Your children will be the best men I know, and it will not be thanks to you. Assbutt.

I do not hope this message has found you well.

[johnwinchesterofficial]

mary once told me she wished she could get me pregnant and to tell you the truth. uh. i thought about it

[dragons-teardrops]

gonna be real I thought this was about the virgin Mary for a second

[johnwinchesterofficial]

my wife definitely wasn’t any kind of virgin but man i tell you that didn’t make her any less holy 🙏😇 👅

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[segamascott]

[johnwinchesterofficial]

dad this is dean your trademark is telling me to keep sammy safe and then fucking off. sir.

dammit how did you get my new number

[johnwinchesterofficial]

john how does it feel that sam was originally given the amulet by bobby to give to you and dean only got it because you skipped christmas?

I think it would've looked nice on you

ooh is that boy in trouble. dean knows that was a No Present year!!!

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i think your trademark is loving your beautiful wide mary 💖💖💖💖💖💖 and also child endangerment

I LOVE MARYYYYYYYYYY

and hey if those children would LISTEN to me and LEARN how to hunt they wouldn’t be in danger now would they

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Hi Johnathan, I have a girlfriend currently and I'm trying to orchestrate moments that will feel really nostalgic when remembering her later, but she keeps being like. A full and complex human? Do they stop that after marriage? Any tips or tricks?

who is johnathan

[johnwinchesterofficial]

@ everyone telling me to set up an answering machine. i HAVE an answering machine. his name is dean

[johnwinchesterofficial]

JOHN WHERE TF ARE YOU YOUR KIDS JUST MASSACRED PEOPLE IN A BANK. JOHN? THEY KILLED EVERYONE IN A DINER AND MADE SOMEONE RECORD IT