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if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.

lesbianshepard

me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years

weirdmonsterling

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

diviningtheway

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

indiedrone

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

same

paroxetini

Jesus

ahs-delrey

I bet those two are couple now..

fullblownpanic-deactivated20141

I’m gay

indiedrone

me too

kateordie

This is such a great story

indiedrone

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

automodownremade-deactivated202

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

jokesarefunny

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

stephendann

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

bookhobbit

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

overelegantstranger

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

themauvesoul

Also:

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major

Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

archmaestergilly-deactivated202

Major take on this thread is everybody in college are vampires

bob-belcher

blackgirloutrage2-blog

PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

dynastylnoire

I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit:

Not deleting nudes post break up

Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted

Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape

Etc.

Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself.

adreamdeferred

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

dandridgegirl

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

furbytheminx

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

on-your-knees-darling

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.