stupid bug children

Libertarian grubs on my screen

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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

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And what if i destroyed the entire universe instead, Andrew Spittle? How about that??

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This is me coming out as a hater. I love to hate. I didn’t until this week, but I think it’s time I turn the new leaf back over onto its old side and instead of loving things ironically I will just hate them unironically again.

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Apparently being a massive hater is a sign that maybe I shouldn’t have gone off my meds. Shoutout to my psychiatrist ❤️

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One day the universe will end and god will ask me, “what did you accomplish in your lifetime?” and I’ll say “I was happy,” and he’ll nod in approval and go to the next person and ask them “and what about you?” and they’ll say “I coined ‘olive theory’ (or ‘ketchup theory’ or ‘orange peel theory’) on tiktok” and god will blast them with a big gun

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My roommate just revealed that every time they’ve baked a treat to share with me and put candy (reese’s pieces or m&m’s) on top, they’ve arranged the candy as Loss.

I’ve eaten Loss 4 times without noticing.

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is your pfp cartman wearing those fucking boots

Yes!

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This is me coming out as a hater. I love to hate. I didn’t until this week, but I think it’s time I turn the new leaf back over onto its old side and instead of loving things ironically I will just hate them unironically again.

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South Park AU but it’s just the North Hollywood shootout and I assign the boys to real people who were at the event (disclaimer that only the shooters died, and only the truck driver and cops were injured)

Cartman as Larry Phillips Jr

Butters as Emil Mǎtǎsǎreanu

Kyle as the truck driver who got a face full of glass

Tweek as “HELLO 911 THERES A MADMAN AT MY DOOR AND HES GOT A FACE FULL OF GLASS”

List goes on, it’s an elaborate tale

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On their way to inadvertently amp up US police militarization

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South Park AU but it’s just the North Hollywood shootout and I assign the boys to real people who were at the event (disclaimer that only the shooters died, and only the truck driver and cops were injured)

Cartman as Larry Phillips Jr

Butters as Emil Mǎtǎsǎreanu

Kyle as the truck driver who got a face full of glass

Tweek as “HELLO 911 THERES A MADMAN AT MY DOOR AND HES GOT A FACE FULL OF GLASS”

List goes on, it’s an elaborate tale

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evil boots

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Uh oh

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Tweepover Pt 3 at last

shortest part but it's done

also I changed out their fluorescent lighting woo!

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We are so close boys fellas we are so close final stretch men almost there bros

Pt 3 is the shortest part I’m ngl but that’s okay

Also I’ve had ppl say this doodle style makes them look Canadian but actually it’s just how I draw birds

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Random 15 year old follower dmed me this on NYE as if it’s a normal human thing to do

Is this regular 15 year old tiktok stuff that I don’t know about?? I am so confused

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Bet you FOOLS thought I’d abandoned it forever huh

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CLYDE AND TWEEK MAIN CHARACTERS?? YEESSSSSSS OMFG

CLYDE AND STEPMOM INTERACTIONS LFG

JOY!!!

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I still giggle abt how I used to see ppl everywhere saying Stan and Clyde are “toxic” bfs as if they aren’t 10 year old slur slingers written to be dumb as rocks

South Park shipping discourse is so funny and I never wanna see it again