FrOG

[tastefullyoffensive]

👻 @uberjnet

[cannibalchicken]

[wedarkacademia]

[hayscodeviolation]

AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU’RE ON, YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING ON AND YOUR FRIENDS THEY SING ALONG AND THEY LOVE YOU. BUT THE LOWS ARE SO EXTREME THAT THE GOOD SEEMS FUCKING CHEAP AND IT TEASES YOU FOR WEEKS IN ITS ABSENCE. BUT YOU’LL FIGHT AND YOU’LL MAKE IT THROUGH, YOU’LL FAKE IT IF YOU HAVE TO AND YOU’LL SHOW UP FOR WORK WITH A SMILE. YOU’LL BE BETTER AND YOU’LL BE SMARTER AND MORE GROWN UP AND A BETTER DAUGHTER OR SON AND A REAL GOOD FRIEND. YOU’LL BE AWAKE, YOU’LL BE ALERT, YOU’LL BE POSITIVE THOUGH IT HURTS AND YOU’LL LAUGH AND EMBRACE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. YOU’LL BE A REAL GOOD LISTENER, YOU’LL BE HONEST, YOU’LL BE BRAVE, YOU’LL BE HANDSOME AND YOU’LL BE BEAUTIFUL. YOU’LL BE HAPPY.

[huffylemon]

[amisonist]

[shegayonmygirl]

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

[queer-as-city-folk]

We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.

Autistic White boys

Trans Girls

73 year retirees

We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride

[anxietyproblem]

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[nosdrinker]

why does one ply toilet paper exist

[genkidama-deactivated20171231]

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

[nosdrinker]

ok poophands

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

[haierld]

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[arielandotherpoems]

[bestoftswift]

[surprisebitch]

Scream Queens was really ahead of its time

[surprisebitch]

so true bestie

[reputayswift]

I made some rEAl bIG MIStakes

but you make the wORst One lOOK ᶠᴵᶦᶦᴵᶦᶦᴵⁿᵉ

I should’ve knOwn iT Was sTRAnge

you only cOMe Out aT ⁿᴵᶦᴵᶦᶦᴵᶦᶦᴵᶦᵍʰᵗ

I USed to thINk I wAS SMart

but yOu mADe mE lOok So ⁿᵃᶦᴵᶦᴵᶦᶦᵛᵉ

the way you SOLD me for PARTS

as you SUNK your TEETH inTO ᵐᴱᵉᴱᵉᵉᴱᵉ

BLOOD!!!!sucker.

FAAME!!!f🧛‍♂️cker.

bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire!

[cyrus-swag]

thinkin bout this post