Some Flavor Of Crow/Dog Critter Anyways Im Crazy

Absolute lunatic - she/it ΘΔ - 21 - alea iacta est :3

[amisonist]

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!

Pinned post or something ig

Hey there my name's Amelia (she/it) I'm 21 and I live in the hellscape that is michigan

I'm something of a chronic shitposter so expect a lot of memes tho I've also been known to partake in a bit of hornyposting from time to time (read: basically every day)

I’m also a dragon so except lots of dragonposting I will not apologize for this

DMs and asks are both open just don't be weird

[parkchanwoohoo]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[catchymemes]

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[the-bar-sinister]

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

[foone]

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

[timelockedchosen]

what

[foone]

I'm writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I've been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

[galileoace]

How do you collect the data?

[foone]

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

[sleepingbaggi]

what if they have slide to text

what if i get flystered and skew the results with:

adjudication

diarist

Shoshanna

Hakusho to

Baidu

falsify

what then

[foone]

I've not run into this problem so far, because I've not met anyone who seriously keysmashes like that

[xpxssxm]

Do you account for different keyboard layouts? My gf uses Dvorak and it's sexy as fuck and also gives her keysmashes a different accent.

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - TLTO1910 on twitter)

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[beatrice-otter]

#generally speaking presidents have very few ways to make the economy better#other than in the long term enforcing antritrust laws and stuff

#however as this administration has shown#presidents have MANY ways to make the economy worse#it’s just that most of them have not been stupid enough to bang on all of them like a toddler on a toy piano

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[boss-of-armadildos]

[math-is-magic]

#genuinely: this is what further research into the famous 'marshmallow test' showed#it wasn't that kids who were able to delay gratification were more likely to be successful later on#due to intrinsic qualities#it was that kids who had a stable upbringing were more likely to be successful#and ALSO: those kids had trust that their caregivers would keep promises#which is WHY they were willing to give up one marshmallow now for the promise of two marshmallows later#kids who did NOT have trustworthy caregivers#or who were in a fundamentally unstable situation#DID NOT have that trust so they wanted their one marshmallow NOW#same deal here i think#it's not that Gen Z is bratty#it's that they have no trust in the system and no faith that promises will be fulfilled#and frankly i do not blame them -@cicerfics

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[mentalmeles]