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i miss songs and kpop mvs where the whole group chases the girl and she's either unbothered, walking away or stare at them like "I'm still not interested"
I am so curious yeah!
Key/Kim Kibum(SHINee)
Genre: Fluff,Action,Mystery
Ratings: 13+, Gunshots,Stalking,Cursing,Bullying
Event: part of @superm-net 's Spies In disguise
A/N: I always wanted to write spy thingy on shinee. I really tried hard to make it sound interesting,mysterious and provoking. However,this is my first time writing this genre.
And,,,,,,This is my first time writing for our 'almighty key'~ My forever biaswrecker!!!
"Don't you think this man is weird?" you asked your friend, Cynthia as both of you were hiding behind the corner of a book shop.
"Why are you suspecting him?he's such a gentleman!I'm leaving y/n.." Cynthia turned to leave but you grabbed her arm.
"Trust me,it's just his veil! He's completely a different person!" you tried to convince your friend but she took her arm away from your grip.
"You know I'm leaving. You know what?you keep following your colleague. I'm not into this anymore!See you!" she muttered and left making you curse after her.
"Huh!when I will throw a bunch of solid evidence on your face,you are gonna believe it right away!Gentleman and him?my foot!" You muttered under your breath and looked at his way.
"Wah!where is he!" you hurriedly came out of your hiding spot to the corridor. You looked around frantically in search of your colleague, Kim Kibum but he was nowhere to be found. You ran past few of the shops and looked inside but as if he had just vanished into the air.
"Shit!he was just here!juust-standing here a minute ago!fuck!" you stomped your foot in anger and disappointment.
On the other hand, kim kibum watched you laughing to himself, "what a silly girl!"
"No one messes up with the almighty key huh!" He scoffed followed by a creepy chuckle and entered the elevator lazily.
He whined to himself faking a yawn, "this girl is so easy to fool..not fun!"
He took one last glance at your mad posture smirking beforehand the door of the elevator closed together leaving you on the third floor of the shopping mall.
Kim kibum detached the pen drive from the laptop and slipped it inside a hidden pocket of his leather belt. He didnt forget to delete the search history from the laptop before shutting it down. He smirked to himself. It was too easy to steal the data and the annual report from the boss's laptop. Enough evidence to throw that man behind the bars. Maybe it wasn’t that easy,it was just he was way too smart for others.
He chuckled alone and came out of the boss's chamber. He cursed under his breath when you came out jumping in front of him cornering him in front of the boss's chamber. Aish,How could he forget that woman trailing him like a dog?
"What were you doing here?" you asked blocking his path with your left leg. Not telling him about your eyes seeing him manipulating the boss's laptop. And of course slipping the pen drive inside his pant or maybe belt?You wanted to see how this lie master would lie to you this time.
He scoffed, "Of course,I was there to submit a report,what else,puppy?"
"But I clearly remember that you didn't have any report in your hand when you entered the chamber.." you accused him clenching your eyes a bit. A fucking liar.
"So bad for you to have such poor eyesight in such little age,puppy" He chuckled patting your head.You slapped his palm away off your head throwing imaginary lasers through your eyes.
"You can't pretend to be an innocent person in front of me,Kim Kibum..I already got you and your true self in my hands." you hissed at him.
"Of course you are right!wow,you are so talented!" he faked an wow making you smile in pride. Maybe it was the time he would understand how smart you were. And of course smarter than he was.
"The women who got the chance to be in my bed said the exaaaact same thing thaaaat I'm anything but inno-" he stopped purposefully clicking his tongue at you. Your ears turned red in embarrassment.
He pouted at you innocently seeing your red cheeks, "what puppy?"
"You are disgusting..." you muttered at him.
"So are we done here?you know I dont take money from this company for wandering like you,puppy" he said with a smirk raising his one of his eyebrows at you.
"Yes,For now..but soon,kim kibum,soon-" you whispered to him gritting your teeth and he pushed you away with his shoulder, "we will see later,puppy"
You looked through your window in awe when some officers from intelligence took away your company's boss by the handcuffs and pushed him inside a police van.
"Aah!I never thought he's involved in drugs and human trafficking!he looked so decent..." you murmured seeing the van sped away. You sat on your desk and carefully stole a glance at kim kibum who was looking so nonchalant about this hectic situation rather he was packing his stuff. You gave a double thought before walking up to his desk.
"The intelligence officers took our boss away.." you said calmly placing both of your hands on his desk. He looked up at you,"and?"
"And?..um-they took him away..." you trailed off.
"You just repeated your lines,puppy" he said picking up his phone in his hand before standing up.
"Don't call me puppy.." you complained.
He chuckled and brushed past you commenting "but you are a puppy." You furrowed but followed him,"where are you going?"
"Look puppy..." he spoke in a stern tone turning towards you, "I have no time for your shits. Stop following me around like a puppy. You are a human so better act like one."
"Are you the one who gave the intelligence these information about his illegal business?" you asked with a straight face.
"Why would you ask?It's not like he wasn’t involved in those..they said they had enough evidence to arrest him" he replied walking away but you kept walking after him.
"Are you the one?" you asked again.
"No" he replied with a smug look while waiting for the elevator. You furrowed and slipped inside the elevator following him.
"I saw you working on that laptop.." you whispered though there were only two of you inside the elevator.
"You-you sent them the information,right?" you asked him poking his elbow. You were always sure he was someone else but never thought him to be an-
He suddenly turned back and pushed you on the glass of that machine.
"What are you-"
He hushed you placing his index finger on your lips before trapping you between him placing his one arm on the glass. You blushed when he leaned his face a bit low to reach the level of your flushed face.
"Trying hard to be a smart pant miss y/n,ain't we?....Best take my one advice here. Use that pretty little brain of yours into something useful than this..." he muttered and poked your head with his hand.
"Who are you?" you asked looking into his eyes sternly. You were not someone to leave this aside that easily and you would make sure that he knew it. His cold eyes and sudden change on aura weren’t going to affect you and he better know it before he left.
"You really wanna know?" he asked you innocently. Seeing you nod,he looked around as if he was afraid of getting heard by others and bent down to move towards your ear slowly.
"Kim kibum, of course..." he whispered seductively brushing his cold lips against your earlobe followed by a burst of laughter. You rolled your eyes.
"I saw you manipulating that laptop and-" you paused looking at his curious eyes and continued with more determination,"and- that pen drive..I can prove it in a second with the cctv footage of the boss's chamber..you should know it better..You forgot to manipulate the footage,dont you?"
You smirked seeing his disturbed face and continued your nagging, "I always knew you were way different than what you showed to the other people around you,kim kibum"
Rolling his eyes,he moved away from your body and squirted to the opposite direction. Looking anywhere but you. Of course,he was angry with himself to forget such things despite being a spy for a few years. He was furious that a civilian woman was standing here to point out his detection mistake though the mistake meant no harm.
"Look,you dont need to be sad because you lost to a smart woman like me and we both know I'm way smarter than you..." you complimented yourself looking at his disturbed face in victory.
"Can you shut up?" he hissed at you causing you to smirk wider.
"You know what?just tell me who you are and I leave though I already assumed who you are...I just want you to say it loud to me. It's just you surrender and I leave happily.That's it.." No sooner had you finished saying those words, the elevator reached the ground floor and Kim Kibum stormed out of the machine.
"Wait!!!" you screamed and hurried up to catch him up.
"I'm not gonna see you again right? I know how these spy things work..they just get vanished into the air when they are done with their mission.." you said standing in front of him.
"Puppy,why do you want to see me?" he scoffed looking away. Of course,she was right. He was gonna leave this city as soon as possible and he was certainly done with his mission and was determined to aim for the next one.
"Is this a farewell?" you asked looking into his eyes. He smirked evily and you got your answer right away.
"Then tell me one last thing before you disappear.. Are you an intelligence officer?" you asked but he brushed past you hitting your shoulder lightly with his arm.
"Kim kibum please!" you almost screamed out when you saw him hopping into a black car waiting outside your company's building,didnt even spare a second glance at your way. You bit down your lower lip in frustration as you saw the car vanishing into the highway.
Was that bitchy human really an intelligence officer? You furrowed to yourself. However,this bitch at least got to know what a smart woman you were. You giggled to yourself in victory.
You screamed when you saw the glass placed in front of you was shot all of a sudden and was broke into thousand pieces in a millisecond. You jumped in fear but almost got black out when you started hearing gunshots one after one and people screaming at top of their lungs while running the hell out of this pathetic bar. As if someone was playing a scene of an action movie in a slow motion around you.
You could see bullets flying all over you but it was too captivating that you couldn’t help watching at those like all those little silly women of those so called hollywood action movies rather than hiding into a room of bar or whatsoever to save your ass.
You screamed in fear as a pair of hands was suddenly wrapped around your frame and pulled you harshly under the counter of the bar. You winched in pain as your butt landed on the marble floor with a thump. On the contrary,you came out of your daze hearing a loud crack sound as the bottles of wine which were placed neatly on the counter got shuttered into pieces and got scattered into the floor creating a mess out there.
"Wha-" your words got lost into your throat when you saw kim kibum's face an inch away off yours. You blinked a couple of times. What was he doing here? Your eyes bulged out and you forced your palms to cover your lips from suppressing a scream while he started firing with his gun out of nowhere.
You closed your eyes in fear. You had never heard so many gunshots for real. You clenched tight the fibers of his jacket with your wobbling fingers as he kept firing somewhere near until the firing stopped from both sides.
You opened your eyes when your ears relocated a noise of siren. You quickly took your fingers off Kibum's jacket. You looked at him to find himself looking at you in amusement.
"Wha-what's so funny!" you managed to grit out laying your back on the leg of the counter. This incident definitely made you a bit tired.
"Is our Miss smart pant shivering in fear?.. I see...not thaaaat smart as you think of yourself,puppy.." he chuckled getting up off the floor while dusting away the invisible dust off his jeans. He offered his right palm to you which you gladly took to stand up on your feet, "thanks"
He smirked hearing you mumble out a thanks for him. You looked at him and questioned, "why-why are you here?"
"Don't think yourself so important, puppy..I was just having a tenquila here when the attack happened out of nowhere and I saw a fool who claimed herself as 'the smartest pant in the world' was shaking in fear and waiting patiently to get shot in her wide forehead..And BOOOOM!Poor move!" he tsked clicking his tongue at you. But yeah,he was right. If it weren’t for him,you would have been shot. Maybe or Maybe not?
"Maybe the bullet could have changed it's direction or you dont know if I would dodge it at the eleventh hour..." You tried to make up an excuse.
"Bullet changing it's direction?" He chuckled hard, "come on,honey,think harder and take out a better logic from this empty head of yours.."
You rolled your eyes in annoyance and started walking away only to get stopped by the almighty Kim Kibum outside the bar.
"Wait-I can drop you off,puppy." he suggested pointing at his black sedan parked on the opposite lane. You mumbled,"Thanks but it's a no.."
"Come on,you look like you are gonna faint.." he said in a serious tone trying to take a closer look of your face and you blocked your face with your palm.
"I'm perfectly fine,kibum,thanks"
"Come on,puppy,I'm offering you a free ride.." He nagged. He grabbed your wrist and started pulling you with him.
"Oh stop that,kibum-I said I am-"
"Inside.Now." he commanded looking at you with his cold emotionless eyes after opening the passenger door for you. You both had a stare contest for a brief monent beforehand you shrugged and slipped inside causing a smirk crept on Kibum's face.
"So they almost put the bar into a combat zone just to get a hold of you?" you asked looking at him,however,his gaze fixed on the road in front of him.
"Combat zone or not..They are gonna rot in jail forever.." he replied huskily. You hummed in response. You didnt expect to meet him after a week in such situation. To be honest,you never thought you were about to see him anytime in your lifetime again. You really missed stalking him. You never understood when it became a part of your daily routine, more likely, a part of your life.
"That might sound weird,puppy..but I missed you trailing my back like an orphan...." he chuckled making you look at his way instantly in shock.
"What?" He asked sparing a glance on your way.
"Um-nothing!" you exclaimed out and adjusted yourself on the seat. Forget that man.
"You were right,I am an intelligence officer.." he spoke up suddenly, breaking the silence between you.
"I knew it right there.." you informed not bothering to give him enough attention.
"I'm Key anyway.."
This time,you looked at him, "key?"
"Spy name?" he raised his eyebrow, "never heard of it?KEY!It's my spy name..."
"Why are you telling me all of this out of nowhere,huh?" You countered back and rolled your eyes.
"Fuck!Jesus,Kibum!" You screamed out when he suddenly pulled out the car in a parking zone making your head hitting the window roughly.
"Look,puppy.." he trailed off and took off his seatbelt. Adjusting his body towards you, he started speaking, "did I tell you I was stalking you for a week?"
"What!Kibum!why the hell would you!" You screamed out looking at his amused face.
"And you never had the single idea of being stalked..." he finished with an evil smirk.
"I-I-" you stopped, you were suddenly at a loss of words.
"See?not that smart what you think of yourself.." he said biting down his lips seductively.
"Look,I'm not trained like you and -wait! did you just offer me this ride to insult me like this!" You exclaimed in anger.
"No,puppy..I have an offer-pardon- proposal for you"
You scoffed,"I will do anything than accept your fucking offer,kim kibum!"
"Look puppy. Why don't we work together?"
"What-what do you mean?" you mumbled a bit but he was looking damn serious.
"You work with me as my assistant and I fill your bank account with a good sum of money by the end of every month...how does it sound?" he asked wiggling his eyebrows.
"Is it because you missed me trailing behind you like a puppy!Yoou think i'm your puppy!YOU MANIAC!" you screamed at top of your lungs in anger.
"Gosh,woman,if you put it that way..."
"Whatever!I'm not interested kim kibum.."
"I know you are..dont try to raise your brand value..you know what?you are barely a brand and don't even have a face value unlike me...."
You closed your eyes in anger before opening the car door and getting out of it. You kicked the door closed.
"I fuck you kim kibum!do you hear me!!!" You screamed and kicked the door of his car out of anger.
"Well.." he rolled down the window and continued with a smirk,"I will pick you up by 8 am tomorrow.. We have a mission to start,puppy.Get ready.I don't pay for wandering around like a street dog. Better start your ass doing some works."
You showed him a fuck off sign and started walking away while badmouthing this bitchy man aloud,enough to gain attention from other people.
On the other hand, Kim kibum smirked seeing your back disappearing in front of him. He knew you were gonna accept his proposal no matter how angry you were. Of course,it was tempting. He knew mystery attracted you like a magnet and you were unable to deny that. However, this was the only key for human Key to enter your heart inch by inch and he was there to use every way of it.
"What a rude puppy.." he clicked his tongue playfully before speeding away. He was glad that he personally chose that mission otherwise how would he find this puppy?
However,he personally chose your spy name after all!
Pupp!.A human spy puppy didnt sound bad at all.
Comme des, Garcon and Y/N. Kibum laughed to himself. And all of them belongs to him.
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Not Good For You
Summary: You always did have a soft spot for bad boys, so of course this one is no different.
Word Count: 4.8k
Pairing: Wang Yibo x Reader
Warnings: 18+, NSFW, Drugs (Selling and Usage), Mentions of Violence (Not Towards Reader), Daddy Kink.
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