something witty

i'm kelly and basically I care about fictional characters a lot more than I should and will be very passionate about a lot of things and like art and both genders and have way too many books that i want to read

[tristamateer]

[commiepumpkin]

Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars

He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses

[characterlimit]

The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

[cavortings]

Bruce: “Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor.”

Clark: “Do me a favor and buy one.”

[jennalouisedaily]

[togifs]

[ryulongd]

This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

[bellisadinosaur]

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME

AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

[literallysame]

Artist Nickolay Lamm took the CDC measurements of the average 19-year-old woman in America to create a “real" Barbie

[locusimperium]

Says the filmmaker:

On Sunday, June 30th at around 11:45 PM, I was riding home on the Queens-bound F train following a day of LGBT Pride festivities. Two men were loudly making homophobic comments, such as “Today was a scary day for me. There were fags everywhere." When a group of queer youth got on the train, the men proceeded to harass them, stating that the teens made them want to puke and that they would be killed if they were in Iran. The first assailant then threatened to rape them, at which point I took out my phone to document the incident. Seeing that he was being recorded, the first assailant lunged at me, violently grabbing my arms while trying to steal away my phone. One of the youth took the phone from me temporarily to protect it and told the assailant he shouldn’t attack a woman. When the assailant threatened to punch me, I took the phone back and ran to the other side of the train to push the emergency button and alert the authorities. At this point the second assailant got up and came towards me, grabbing my body and hands to try and get the phone to destroy the evidence. I yelled and told him I was an attorney. An onlooker then got up and stood between the assailants and myself, and another person left to get the train conductor. A group of people had gathered to stand up to the gay bashers. During this, the second assailant put his hand around the neck of a young queer woman. When the doors opened up at the Roosevelt Ave stop, both assailants fled. I followed them to the station exit while calling 911. One witness had overheard them saying they were on route to Jamaica; they’re likely commuters who regularly take this route. I uploaded the video to YouTube to see if anyone can identify these men. I was left with bruises and scratches from both assailants which I also documented. If anyone sees them or knows them personally, please contact the authorities. This was a hate crime.

[stfuconservatives]

From the looks of it, the two men assaulting the person holding the camera have not been identified. Pass it on, folks.

[halfagony-halfhope]

No words in the mornin’

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[disno]

[mudsblood]

#i think this is when stitch realises he wants to be part of their family

[cassjaytuck]

#i think this is when i tear my heart out of my chest and throw it out the window

[humortrain]

[devildoll]

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

[inside-yourmind]

hi yes sure ill take a photo

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear...

[lundsdotter]

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

[menformeninism]

I need masculism because I am afraid.

[dollyfarton]

you should be

[certainthingsannoyme]

Okay things aren't okay and I don't really have anywhere else to vent and yeah 

In a few days, it will be the three year anniversary of my mother committing suicide. I'm trying not to dwell on it, but it's hard because it's all so complicated. 

She passed after a lengthy battle with depression and alcohol dependency, during which she started neglecting and emotionally abusing me. I've been dealing with the aftermaths since before she died, and I'm still dealing with them. I still suffer from sever anxiety/panic attacks, social anxiety, depression and an eating disorder. A lot of that stuff stemmed from the abuse, so obviously I still have a lot of anger and am still pretty hurt.

But, she was my mum. I loved her because she was my mum. And this time of year is like a double edged sword. I still love her and want to remember the good things but they are all clouded with all this hurt and so it triggers a bunch of stuff I just don't want to think about. And it just goes round and round and I just wish I could get past this stage already.

It's like this wound keeps being reopened again and again and again and sometimes it feels like it just won't ever heal.

[ladymargaerytyrell]

“I don’t feel like I dodged a bullet. I feel wounded.”

[holden-caulfieldsmom-deactivate]

“Can people of color be racist?” I reply, “The answer depends on your definition of racism.” If one defines racism as racial prejudice, the answer is yes. People of color can and do have racial prejudices. However, if one defines racism as a system of advantage based on race, the answer is no. People of color are not racist because they do not systematically benefit from racism. And equally important, there is no systematic cultural and institutional support or sanction for the racial bigotry of people of color. In my view, reserving the term racist only for behaviors committed by whites in the context of a white-dominated society is a way of acknowledging the ever-present power differential afforded whites by the culture and institutions that make up the system of advantage and continue to reinforce notions of white superiority. (Using the same logic, I reserve the word sexist for men. Though women can and do have gender-based prejudices, only men systematically benefit from sexism.)

Paula S. Rothenberg- Race, Class, and Gender in the United States, eighth edition (via blaaargh)

Also, normally when people of color do hold racial prejudice it’s against themselves and their own group. In that way, they are colluding with white supremacy without any direct benefit for themselves. 

(via daniellemertina)