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Windows users be like "windows is good actually you just gotta download this tool from github to debloat it then this tool to make it shut up and finally this tool to make it usable. And you can't customize it without patching DLLs btw"
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This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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your wish came true. the AI bubble finally burst. what happens next
you just know silicon valley is gonna try some bullshit. or maybe they'll learn their lesson. who knows, I don't, you should let me know
Silicon Valley's "The Next Big"
no lessons learned. AI meaninglessly rebranded as "A-AI"
Anthropic, dying, releases Parable - a carbon copy of Fable for 3x the price
Microsoft 365², Pichai's boogaloo
Meta Ultra-Real Artificial World - please buy a meta glasses please
Google brings back the "I feel Lucky" Button, but with a colorful border
AWS does the same shit, removes all mention of AI
16GB Macbook Neos re-listed as "Productivity Muscle". M5s become scarce
weird push for "data-center level capabilities at home"
the gays wrest silicon valley from the hands of the moist white boys
OpenAI just fucking explodes. Google buys the ashes and says nothing
Venture capital rediscovers its spine, promptly sells it to go gambling
“We must negate the machines that think”
what can I say. i'm in a poll-taking mood
Build a horrible computer!
Pick an OS
Then
Pick a platform to install it on
Then let me know what your horrible computer does.
tried to change the email for my Microslop account and got pissed off enough to spend the next five hours of my life installing Linux
I got pissed off enough at them to create this blog so I get where you're coming from
Microsoft? More like Microsucks
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i will never install Win11 because its too big to fit on a Compact Disk and i dont want to figure out how to make a Universal Serial Bus flashdrive bootable. among other reasons
I admire the commitment to physical media!
robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer
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As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.
FIRST:
The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi
It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).
Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).
Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.
Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:
No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).
Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.
The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.
Bonus:
Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)
Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)
How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)
My windows 11 computer is by far the worst computer that I've used. Can't believe that I'm saying this but Chromebooks are both cheaper and better. Of course, it depends on what you want from the computer but for fucks sakes, you know what I mean.
My computer will glitch out despite being brand new, not turn on, or just straight up have horrible Bluetooth connections. The memory is "used up" like five months into using it.
Are you being fucking serious.
I've gone my entire life using Chrome books before now and while yes, it has its downsides, the downsides do NOT equate to what a windows 11 has.
My first experience with this computer was it not turning on. Like fresh out of the box.
Also, it's so slow! Like omg?!
Another thing that I'd like to add, they added this horrible toggle of "let ai autocorrect fix your work in real time. As well as help it Improve." And they put it DEEP in my settings. So they have been scrapping my work without me even knowing, no disclosure no nothing.
Had to turn this shit off but I am sure that it'll either not work or "mysteriously turn back on again."
I do not want you to use my hours of work for your shitty ai, FUCK OFF.
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I have more questions
sexiest way to store data
second hard drive
20TB 6 bay NAS in RAID 5
.txt files on the desktop
on your computer
on (my) computer
downloads folder
17 8gb flash drives
.tar.gz archive
copy of copy of file_copy (6)
various flavors of cloud storage
convert to PDF and print it out
tape
Magnetic tape and its not even close. Have you heard a big magnetic tape drive come to life? heard its driver motors slowly spin up to speed, then the ingress reel pull down a little bit of tape into the vacuum columns, and start seeking to the desired datablock? The two reels in a delicate dance, winding or unwinding sections of the tape while the tape head carefully reads through every single byte one by one looking for a section header. Sure they're big and kinda bulky, and their capacity is peanuts compared to modern storage, but they had SOUL. these boxes are a staple of the background dressing of any early 90s lab in a movie, be it a computery one or a chemical one, there was always a tape drive nearby. Flash drives BEG to have even a fraction of the charm that tape has.
its such a shame that the only two examples of people uploaded to tape drive computers (atleast ones i remember) are Arnim Zola, a nazi scientist from a marvel movie, and Cassandra from the german netflix Cassandra.
Have you any conception of how awesome it would be to have a robot girl character thats actually being remotely driven from an underground server farm where her brain is stored on megameters of magnetic tape? that would be so cool, if a little volatile and not at all practical, but so cool!
i also choose this guys underground reel-to-reel wife
you misunderstand I'M the underground reel-to-reel wife! im the result of a horrible government lab experiment by some deprived weirdo, and saved by my beautiful human wife thats trying to store me to an SSD to stop me from shedding my tape-brains out
you have wonderful ideas
when I say I work with computers this is what I wish it meant
I almost had to cancel my sick lan party cause of my tiny ass room but luckily I had all these fuckimb chains
My favorite journalist teasing his vindication, love to see it
(from Ed Zitron's recent free newsletter "AI is Slowing Down)
anyone got a copy of this without a paywall
It's a free article my dude
(granted Ed has a premium newsletter but the one linked isn't one of those)
CachyOS: Hey, can I...
Me: Yeah sure whatever
Windows: I would like too...
Me: No, no, NO, NEVERRR!!!
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My favorite journalist teasing his vindication, love to see it
(from Ed Zitron's recent free newsletter "AI is Slowing Down)
Add "and I can prove it mathmatically" to instantly buff any statements' aggro cast by +10
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
Devastated that unfortunately out of the alternative corporate verbs "Google it" is kinda the best option
