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Kira, 24, full time idiot 🏳️‍🌈

[certified-dumbass01]

😌

[anxietyproblem]

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[introvertsnation]

[rumiras]

Celine i drew in class and shes jacked fsr

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thememedaddy]

[useless-catalanfacts]

An average day for Catalans:

Breakfast when you wake up

Breakfast in the middle of the morning. Jobs, schools, high schools, clubs, etc have the breakfast break around 11:30.

Lunch. The biggest meal of the day, around 2-3pm.

"Berenar" (there's no English word for this meal). A small meal in the middle of the afternoon, from 5 to 6pm.

Dinner: evening meal, the second biggest meal of the day, usually between 9 and 10 pm.

On Sundays, you may push things back and instead of two breakfasts you'll have one breakfast and one "aperitiu" or "vermut" before lunch: a meal with little dishes for sharing (crisps, olives, cockles, mussels, peanuts, etc with a vermouth drink or a soda).

And if it's summer and you're staying up late, you can add "ressopó" (meaning "little re-dinner") after dinner.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[certified-dumbass01]

favorite word?

Probably fuck 😂

[7dmom]

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

[roaldamundsen]

give it up for bread with soup

[rnismatch]

its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

[junglefan2]

et voila

Chef i think something terrible has happened

[rnismatch]

Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired

[cuxjmber]

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[mariacallous]

[entirelytookeen]