[determinate-negation]

Asheville, NC

[certifiedbigman]

there are two types of people in the world:

1. me and all the people who think like me, my friends, family, and cool people in general

2. evil fucking psychopaths that must be destroyed before they kill us all

[zombilenium]

Credit: Lost & Abandoned Places

[certifiedbigman]

robert kraft kill yourself bitch

[certifiedbigman]

the best part in any Star Wars movie is when the starfighter pilots shout “I’m hit! I can’t shake them!” before screaming as they explode

[certifiedbigman]

im eating yoghurt because my yog hurt. beceause my log splirt. yeah

[twinkrespecter]

*the genie, visibly agitated*: boy pussy again?

[haaarpb]

a joyeux makeaterriblecomicday to u all

[haaarpb]

football is back everyone

[certifiedbigman]

how many of you actually play warhammer 40k

I play it regularly/competitively

only occasionally able to play

I only do the hobby side of 40k

dont play at all/dont own any figures

Voting ended onSep 4, 2025

[certifiedbigman]

what I have learned from this is that I’m the only competitive 40k player on tumblr, which de facto means I’m the best 40k player on tumblr

[certifiedbigman]

if there’s a hair in your food, no the fuck there isn’t

[certifiedbigman]

how many of you actually play warhammer 40k

I play it regularly/competitively

only occasionally able to play

I only do the hobby side of 40k

dont play at all/dont own any figures

Voting ended onSep 4, 2025

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[sexhaver]

read in the tone of a suspiciously old court vizier tempting the young prince with a forbidden ancient power

[sexhaver]

you see my vision

[tabloidsores]

[cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond-deac]

“You got two empty halves of a coconut and you’re bangin’ em together!”

[certifiedbigman]

Forget goth hooters or femboy hooters who gives a fuck about that give the people what they really want: BEAR HOOTERS

[reclusiarch-orm]

My love for Horus is founded in many things, but one specific thing I like about him, while you're all here.

He is a warrior and he cannot exist as anything else. He was barely a primarch before he killed. He is a tool that decided he should be the hand instead.

So you're purpose made. And you realise that you actually have no place. You just have a USE. There is a single task and a use for you. There's a purpose you're set at. But what then? Once a flame has cleared a bramble forest, is it allowed to keep burning? Of course not. There's no place to preserve a forest fire. To let it live.

Your existence is inherently destructive. You will destroy. You're a fire but you do not want to die so you will burn not just the forest you were set to clear but the next and the whole world.

It's in your nature, but you have decided yourself you have a right to exist. As what you are. You will fight to keep burning. It does not matter so much to you that you leave only ashes because YOU are still burning. You are a flame. What else can be asked of you? You are fighting and killing. You are a warrior. You make war.

You've decided you are not a tool, you are alive, and you were lied to. You have a right to exist as what you are and you are a destructive force so you destroy. There will be no lack of war, then. Let the galaxy burn, then. You accept your nature. You do not accept your creator's intent.

[reclusiarch-orm]

Once you've created a sentient being that is the embodiment of war, that thing has its own moral status. Horus has moral status. The primarchs are justified in their own self preservation because they cannot be anything except what they are and a shark is not morally accountable for killing. Horus is not morally accountable for the creature that he is. In a way that's interesting; a purpose-made warlord is less accountable for warlord crimes than a human one. An astartes is not as morally accountable for these things as a human soldier would be. Both primarchs and astartes are biological weapons whose nature is killing and warmaking and who are therefore bound to different ethics than creatures who have "choice" not to do these things. Primarchs by nature conquer their home planets. They're not more accountable for that than cats are for killing birds. That's blood on the OWNER'S hands. At least this can be argued. Though I'm sure by other schools of thought they're just as accountable. Though I would disagree. I think they are the equivalent to obligate carnivores in this aspect. They must make war or they cause themselves pain.

[certifiedbigman]

In a way Horus Lupercal (and all Astartes, Imperium or Chaos aligned) have achieved their ultimate victory, an entire galaxy dedicated to nothing but war. An endless forest fire so that Astartes can fulfill their ultimate purpose as tools of war.