trout (´﹃｀)

He/him fishfreak

[certifiedgenerictrout]

It never occurred to me that Benson Boone's first name is Benson

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[itsyourproblem]

Is There Any Way To Commit Suicide Without Actually Like Dying Forever Like Any way To just like Make a point

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[orehuna]

🔥 whhhelp 🔥

[van1llaskys]

[certifiedgenerictrout]

life is so beautiful. you can watch a movie

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[wherever-whateverr]

computa make all my friends tell me how they perceive me Computa make everyone i’ve ever met tell me how they perceive me

[certifiedgenerictrout]

I write my posts with one hand stroking my chin with an air of wisdom and another stroking my penis

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[super-autism-death-ray]

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

[certifiedgenerictrout]

- guy named super autism death ray

[certifiedgenerictrout]

Absolutely sick of this. Have to pee again

[certifiedgenerictrout]

I make ONE suicide joke and the conversation gets dead immediately. Should've been me instead!

[skopostheorie]

Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you're not reading thousands of pages of this theory stuff Reddit told me to

Smartest person you know: I'm getting really into SpongeBob lately

[certifiedgenerictrout]