good morning, tumblr!

good morning posting ONLY!!!! have a super day tumblr - let's make the world a little brighter

[lavenderlion]

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is my life

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7/13/2025

[draconym]

My elderly neighbor joked the other day that he needed a lawn flamingo like the ones in my yard. Little did he know my housemate and I would buy a matching pair of very large flamingos for both our lawns.

I'm gonna put one on his lawn and see how long it takes him to notice.

[draconym]

He has noticed the mingo

[draconym]

He called me on the phone to ask if I knew where the beautiful pink swan that was in his yard this morning had gone. I was working in the garden at the time and I looked over into his yard and informed him that it was still there but the wind had blown it over. He came outside and wanted to pay me for it but I said he had to pay me in pancakes.

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7/13/2025

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[infinitemonkeytheory]

[skip ahead to song]

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8/5/2025

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

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6/16/2025

[doodlinge]

forever i will look fear in the eye and say "you haven't gotten the better of me yet".

hope springs eternal.

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

GOOD MOOOOOORNNNNNNING TUMBLR

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

good morning tumblr. look at these two polite fellows. so different but still friends

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

goodmorning yall lets have a krusietastic day LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!! its june 16th fellas. good morning. ur awesome

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

good morning tumblr. its okay to cry

but after every storm comes sunshine, peeking through the clouds again

have a nice meal today

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

"cruel indifference of the universe" mfs when they see YOU show up (full of kindness and love and positivity) (theyre cooked)

[certifiedgoodmorningposts]

good morning type shit