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i no longer like soup. what more is there to say

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being a multishipper in the house fandom is always such a treat because all of the characters are so dysfunctional that there’s a new relationship popping up every few episodes

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y’know sometimes i look back at my past self like “damn my interests were really cringe back then” and then i realize how integral they were for me to become cringe person i am now

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just found my missing earbud in the pocket of the shorts i just washed fml

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first tag game! thank you very much to the lovely @greghousebignaturals for tagging me :>

1. What was the thing you last consumed?

Coffee and biscotti!

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

1:00 am :’)

3. When you wake up this morning?

8:00 am, surprisingly

4. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

No, but they do watch me from a shelf

5. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

How could I ever choose? Gender fluidity seems cool though

6. What is your least favourite colour?

I must concur w/ prev, Diaper Blowout Brown is uniquely unappealing

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it’s kinda wild letting your brain continue cooking a bit and realizing that avoiding things because other people think they’re cringe is a shitty way to live

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horse people are so unserious

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y’know for being the site where people thirst over their favorite internet people, there are shockingly few people thirsting over nigel on tumblr

[evetyentirety]

House MD Season 4 Set Continuity Photos Special FX Behind the Scenes

source

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why is everyone in poirot (the 1989 to 2013 series) so attractive

like they’re all serving how is this allowed

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just remembered the time when my english teacher overheard me say i had never listened to pearljam and looked absolutely crushed

[certifiedopossumfan]

i don’t need to “set my alarm.” nature is my alarm.

no really, the birds outside my window won’t shut up.

i’ve asked politely like three times but they refused.

can you please go talk to them for me?

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

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My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[lifesgrandparade]

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

[lifesgrandparade]

Like they tried to change Reblogs and people rightfully got up in arms, this is a LOT worse. In order to have access to any sort of thing dubbed mature, and We haveALL seen what they think is mature, Everything from a black and white photo of a black woman's arm, to posts about IUD recalls, to a nude painted by a 17th century artist, to anything involving the word Trans; you have to send your personal information to a third party site that WILL get hacked, and you will be doxxed. And they can say "Oh shit, well it wasn't us who sent your name address and gender identity to Moldovan teenagers, here's a couple extra minutes in the ball pit.

That's bad enough!!!!!!!! But the entire idea of needing permission from state authorities to access anything labeled mature by our friendly AI overlords is some fucking Boll shit. Die Gedenken Sind Frie baby. This is all a reaction to people getting uppity about their lowly lowly rights and is being propped up by the same bad actors tht have made life unlivable. Fuck that shit.

"Well it's only being rolled out in Brazil and UK" Yeah, to start. "Well they're being forced to do this by laws." YOu know it's always really funny when these tech giants (Or whatever you call owning tumblr dot com) get really antsy about laws considering they pick and choose which ones they abide by.

This is a breaking point and it's going to be very interesting to see how we proceed from here.

[certifiedopossumfan]

earlier today i saw someone with a custom plate that said DESTIEL and i don’t think I’ve ever done a double take so quickly

[dendrogynous]

whos this wilson guy anyway?

[certifiedopossumfan]

one thing that I hate about Instagram that makes me feel so icky whenever I go on it is that every other post is very condescendingly telling you what to do in order to make your life a certain way

meanwhile on tumblr, my beloved hellsite, people warn you like an soldier crawling to you with their legs blown clean off to not make the same mistakes they did. zero condescension. 10/10.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis