Certified Snake Venom

Christian Catholic Devouts, Rebels With A Cause Certified Snake Venom is the allstar rockband of Kings Of Leon, Tame Impala, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, MGMT, and Automaton Dreams.

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The snake is made out of themes and archetypes and you ride them out to their expiration dates so you can surf the bandwagon publicity to reach taller heights and faster speeds and enhanced locomotion.

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"How do you wake someone up from inside a dream?" — Julian Casablancas

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The reason why we changed our name is because Drugs, Sex, And Money is for city boys only.

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Your mate is the one who refuses to steal your girlfriend and anyone else doesn't actually like you.

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The present moment is made out of intentions;

Legacy is made out of conquests and personal victories;

The future is made out of both.

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Kevin Parker / Tame Impala is a shagger because he has the biggest dick in the band, ladies.

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We're not a sausage fest because we ACTUALLY stole your wife — we can pretend to shag each other because it drives the hoes crazy.

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The 2007 KoL Era from Because Of The Times would sound better with these amps and Fx pedal tones and textures — the songwriting is fine, but the tones are a little dry in BOTT — this is such a finely tuned and well produced song because the EQ is so on point here — BOTT is the most heavy metal of all the KOl albums, Only By The Night is the most psychedelic sounding of all the kOl albums, and then, they went too folky after that — KOL's new music sounds like The Beatles White album — no FX, no synthesizers, just clean guitars..

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Don't make science nor psychiatry a recorded fact in the integration of our healing, we are only here to entertain them with emotional appeals — find the courage within you to at least play the part — no pun intended; Recognize the roles, memorize your lines — speak softly to the children for they fear the light of The Messiah for if the dawn shall breaketh too early, it shall make their hangover worse — their delusion is their source of certainty.

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Do the double tap before you declare victory.

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If you don't know what self sacrifice means, then don't say anything.

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Neglect is worse than abuse.

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Someone keep Caleb company tonight because I have to take a nap.

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Did you notice how the ARTIST has an extremely, deep, manly, butch voice? I'll tell you how I got this voice.

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I deepened my voice in a permanent genetic mutation with testosterone supplements — this is the one.

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