Hi. My name is God Almighty. I'm 5'9". 12 inches long. Blonde with Green Eyes. 22 years old. I'm a Politician, Rockstar, Author, Psychedelic Illustrator, Singer, Dancer, Comedian, Educator Of Children, Philosopher, Poet, Audio Producer, Pharmacologist, Drug Designer, Soldier in The USMC, Altruist, Self Proclaimed Intellectual, AI Male Model, Doctor Of Medicine, MD, Psychiatrist, PhD, Police Detective, Patriot, MAGA Head, Trump Voter, Guitarist, Hippie, Shaman, Charity Donor, Weightlifter, Bodybuilder, Athlete, Philanthropist, Amphetamine Afficionado, Druglord, 420 Brownies, Cop Lover, Pacifist, Working Class United, College Graduate, Futurist, Meritocrat, Technocrat, Gatorade Drinker, Paraphanelia Craftsman. Lord Jesus shall save you from your sins!
I'm a bong engineer, designer, and builder — I can make triple percolator bongs and pipes and hookahs if you're interested in buying a brand new, clean, and never before used triple percolator smoking utensil for smoking medical marijuana — I sell for the cheapest prices on the market and I can be challenged to defeat any competitor's price — send me the link to the competitor's product for sale so I can defeat any competitor's price.
You can choose the size, shape, length, height, width, number of chambers, color, form, size of bowl, presence of ice catcher, surface pattern, and weight of your pipe — you can choose to have a removable bowl with downstem.
Write me an email to my SMS Text Message Inbox on my business cell phone at 2145347837 to schedule an appointment with me in person for a sales event.
I deliver worldwide.
If you wanna order a bong, my home address is 1805 Pueblo Dr. Garland, Texas so you can come find me if the bong isn't ready on time — barter with me — how much money are you looking to spend?
The good thing about my bongs is they're not made of glass, so they're unbreakable and they'll last years at a time too — I'm a little wizard, man — I know how to do everything right.
They're not just affordable, they're also durable.
You have to preorder the bong if you want it made because it's not gonna get made until after you pay — I'm not a scammer, though — don't believe me, though — I didn't ask you to believe me, just investigate for yourself why I am a cop.
Please report me to the police AGAIN.
CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO FIND MY MUSIC, ONLY ON SOUNDCLOUD.
The New Psychedelic Manufacturing Factory (Deluxe)
The New Psychedelic Manufacturing Factory (Deluxe)
The New Psychedelic Manufacturing Factory (Deluxe)
Hi, ladies, my name is God Almighty and I’m looking for a blonde or red haired wife with either blue or green eyes to marry. I was born wit
I don't get arrested for murdering Freddy Krueger — as you already knew, everything I do is EXTREMELY illegal, but I CAN because I control the government.
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We need to find a fall man — someone to take the arrest for all of us — in case we get caught manufacturing drugs — let's get someone's term
Lord Majesty, Dr. God Almighty, PhD’s Current State Of Affairs, Volume 1, 2025 The Brand New Version 17th of October 2025 12:15 PM Standard
Click the link below to find my new album.
The New Psychedelic Manufacturing Factory (Deluxe)
I don't ask to be believed, I just want you to investigate for yourself what exactly is true or good or beautiful... I'm not here to preach morals, I just want to know and I know you want to know... You trust yourself, if no one else... You don't have to trust me and you'd be daft to trust me because I'm insane... Completely mental... I need to see a psychiatrist. I can't be trusted, you can only try to know for yourself.
LINK 1 https://soundcloud.com/automatondreamsgod/sets/psychedelic-manufacturing?si=48b25bde6ca34e8fb70fedbeb374613c&utm_source=clipboard&utm
@juliancasablancas-fantasies @arcticmonkeysus @kingsofleongifs-blog @arcticmonkeys-news @tameimpalagirls @whoismgmt @automatondreamsofficial @portugaltheman You don't have to quit your original band and we will write the music together — I don't need to be complimented because I'm already full of myself, so this is for you — I'm a transcendental egomaniac and I'm here to help you — what do you want? How can I help? @certifiedsnakevenom If anyone asks who made the drugs, tell them it was me and if you need some more, I'll make you some — you don't have to sell out to blackmail with me because I rule the world. I design Bath Salts and LSD and LSA and 2CI and 2CB and DMT and Ayahuasca and PCP and Amphetamines and Antipsychotics and Fentanyl and Methaqualone analogs, but I don't know how to design Psilocybin, although I designed the manufacturing ingredients for Marijuana and Mushrooms.
All prophecies lead to one end — that end is the time machine — the point of life is to create prophecies, so you have to stay alive and you have to try your best to make the prophecies or else you will be judged for your mistakes and the mistakes of others.
The only way to get the drugs from the government is to snitch on everyone you know and I know that seems counterproductive, but no one likes to get overdosed and if we can't have law and order, then we can't have fun either.
Tag #UNODC and report the criminals so you can establish a trust bond with the police and they will bring you a gallon of pure LSD.
I know it sounds like your worst nightmare to go to prison for 25 years to life, but in the worst heat of police and military affairs, an overdose could mean the destabilization of our leaders and in the worst of those events, we could get nuked if the military generals are not awake and conscious to protect us and if you don't agree with that, then you can end up going to Guantanamo and that's a fate worse than hell.
If you get caught up in the worst of police heat where you could get raided because you're holding or manufacturing, tag #USMC to tell them you will work for us if they allow you to be the oracle of prophecies and you stay out of prison by selling your intelligence to our military. @kingcharlesgifs It's obviously too late because you're already deep in the cult before you had a chance to hear from the new regime, but trust me, I'll let you out of prison if you tell us everything you know.
