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[horrortvfilmsource]

JENNIFER'S BODY 2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[json-derulo]

Just gonna go ahead and put this here since I have a feeling some folks are gonna need the reminder

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[thickness-protection-program]

What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason

[communistkenobi]

you know star wars doesn’t have to be bad. it can be good

[communistkenobi]

[thesoldiersminute]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac Interview with the Vampire | S02E06 “Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light”

[apocalypsegay]

art tipz xoxo

[leg-stealing-bee]

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

[leg-stealing-bee]

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

[sadspectre]

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

[hobbit-feels]

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

[pansexualpasta]

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

[serendipititties]

We need to do the same level of "abandon this completely" to neil gaiman as we did (and should continue to do) to jkr. Im serious. If i catch you buying more sandman comics or a different good omens copy you dont need or more of the graveyard book or coraline i will lose it. The man is a rapist. Full stop, all caps RAPIST. He doesnt deserve more money. The pratchett estate wont die out if u stop buying good omens. Theres plenty of authors who probably write leagues better than him and arent evil predators. He needs to die penniless and obscure.

[c3rvida3]

I need to get a shower, but I don't feel like it right now. Everybody email me a single and beautiful drop of water until I am clean.

[email protected]

[c3rvida3]

Hi, please don't email me sex water. I understand it was an accident, but please don't let it happen again. Cannot stress this enough.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The fact that CHILDREN are taught sayings like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge" and people STILL deny the existence of misandry?? It's utter insanity. I know SO many boys and not a single fucking one has EVER gone to Jupiter, certainly not to get more stupider.

To all the boys and men who need to hear this: you are smart, you are cared about, you are loved, and don't listen to anyone who thinks it's okay to say disgusting shit like that. You deserve better.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

You know what? No. Fuck this. Fuck you. I'm so tired of this. I got EIGHT anons in my ask box after this post saying "ohh you're just mad you're made of snips and snails and puppydog tails."

Do y'all not SEE how fucking misandrist that is? I'm not a snail, nor a fucking snip! I'm literally just a person. I'm just a young, mid twenties, thirty year old boy and it's FUCKED UP that anyone thinks I should be ashamed of that. It's okay to be a man. It's okay to not be made of sugar and spice and everything nice. It's okay to not go to college to get more knowledge. And the fact that there are people out there saying it isn't, tells me everything I need to know about this fucked up, terrible, man-hating world.

Do better.