Jaclynn Crooks

Fighting for my fairytale💋👑

[jaclynncrooks]

My inbox be like #🍆🍆🧲 #😂😂 #IssaJoke #Laugh #Lol #HappyTuesdayYall #KeepKillinIt #Bet #SomeoneComments #TellingMeImAskingForIt #YouPostBikiniPics #Smh #InstaHoeProblems #TheySayTheseThings #Because #TheySendDickPics #Guilty #OhNoBaby #WhatIsYouDoin #🍆 #😂😂 #SomePeopleStayMad #WeShouldLaughAtThosePeople #ProTip #WhenGirlsWannaSeeIt #TheyWillAsk #YaWelcome #👆🏼👉🏼👆🏼👉🏼 #FingerGun https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoG9ftAf4O/?igshid=1t3rk0gnuh14f

[jaclynncrooks]

The “swwishhhh” sound is for Dramatic affect #😂😂 #WhyAmILikeThis #iLoveIt #CatButts #ForTheWin #Bikini #BeachBod #CoolShit #LameHoesWearPlainClothes #ImJusSayin #😂😂🤘🏼 #ThisIsWhatHappinessLooksLike #ShowMeThatButtholeGuh #ChocolateStarFish #🐡🐠🐟 #FloridaFun https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgwIjiAyT6/?igshid=1cc1ey4rsljbv

[jaclynncrooks]

Why yes. Yes those are cat buttholes on my socks. #DoYouLoveThem #OfCorse #YouDo #CatButts #HiSexy #BeachTrip #Florida #LifesABeach #KeepKillinIt #YeaBitch #JustMissinMyCrocs #CrocsAndSocks https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgt6X_APe-/?igshid=m5jid05hv08n

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Damnnnn. It feels good to have a bow back in my hand. Thank you @kimberleys_adventures && @osceola_outback a mu’fuckin awesomeeee time #😝🤘🏼 #OnTheWater #LetsShootSomeShit #LetsGo #Tilapia #Florida #FloridaTrip #RoadTrip #ThisIsTheWayILive #AimLow#ChootEm #BustinScales #Bowfishing #BikiniBowfishing #YeaBitch #KeepKillinIt https://www.instagram.com/p/CCI5zQHAW27/?igshid=1fda4n5arc501

[jaclynncrooks]

It’s days like today that I wonder... are the crawfish thinking about me as much as I’m thinking about them #CavingToTheCraving #IssaCrawfishKindaDay #WhenLifeGivesYouLemons #🍋#BoilSomeCrawfish #🦞 #YeaBitch #SuckinHeads #PinchinTails #ImBoutThatLife #IJustWannaBeLovedBayou #MoneyCantBauouHappiness #ButItCanBayouCrawfish #😂 #Louisiana #TisTheSeasonToBeSpicy #PinchPealEatRepeat https://www.instagram.com/p/B_kdTceAl4R/?igshid=khe9436b7k8j

[jaclynncrooks]

when you find out quarantine has been extended for another 2 weeks #😩🪒 #AwMan #ShavingIsAWorkOut #ItsAMixBetween #YogaAndCardio #Yogardio #💪🏼😏 #FitChicks #PuttingThem #WishListPurchases #ToUse #😂 #ThankYouWhoEverBoughtThisForMe #ItsPerfect #LadyBalls #Coronavirus #ReadThatHashtag #InCardiBVoice #ItMakesItFunnier #Lol #Quarantine #QuarantineLife #Amazon #WishListWin #KeepKillinIt #Tattoos #TattooGirl #🖤 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_iXqPfAXp_/?igshid=12drfkbry3712

[jaclynncrooks]

[jaclynncrooks]

I seen a comment on one of my pics the other day saying I’m “obviously on meth” && I just wanted to take a second and reassure y’all that it is strictly Coke && Hookers on this end y’all #😂🤙🏼 #DontWorryAboutMe #Coke&Hookers #ItsHowIRoll @vectorhooks #StraightOuttaControl #Fishing #BassFishing #OnTheWater #WaitingToPullMyBowOut #HereFishyFishy #🏹🐟 #BowFishing #KeepKillinIt https://www.instagram.com/p/B_a7hWJAuG7/?igshid=hn7xcxcf4pzu

[jaclynncrooks]

Mannnn. SnapChat filters won’t even help me out today 👹🤫👀 #Happy420Yall #😂 #SnapChat #👻 #HowYouGonnaLetMeDownLikeThis #🙃 #IssaJoke #KeepKillinIt #420 #LemmeHearYourStonerStories #Or #WeedDadJokes #IllTakeThoseToo #IfYouDontLikeWeedPuns #YoureGanjaHaveABudTime https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NmKjYAvPd/?igshid=1a0xxoxssub86

[jaclynncrooks]

Some days inspirational quotes just don’t cut it... Ya gotta take action && remind yourself you’re a mu’fuckin winner... I personally do so by wearing my champ belt around the house while I eat chicken nuggets and drink red wine #ImaWeiner @liveitbadass #WinnerWinner #ChickenNugget #AndWineDinner #🦈 #WithASharkThemeTwist #iMakeTheRules #NugLife #WineWin #ImSoFancy #ChampBelt #LikeABoss #LiveItBadAss #Quarantined #CoronaVirus #Isolation #MakeMeLoseMyMind #UpInHere #UpInHurr #KeepKillinIt https://www.instagram.com/p/B-iqY1EAloG/?igshid=11zv78t41v70h

[jaclynncrooks]

Some people go to Pinterest to find their photo captions📸 ... Others just google “bathroom wall graffiti” and go from there💻 ... #LetTheDeepDiveBegin #IveGotTimeToKill #QuarantineDay986 #SelfiesInTheKidsBathroom #ForAChangeOfScenery #OhWhat #YouKnowYouveBeenThere #😂 #AndWithThatBeingSaid #⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #WouldPeeHereAgain #4Stars #NeedsToCleanMirror #BoyChildMay #PeeOnFloor #BathroomSelfie #IssaJoke #iLovePinterestToo #PrincessProblems #ImaLadyBug #🐞 #ItsFunnyAndYouKnowIt https://www.instagram.com/p/B-KmE-_AYJR/?igshid=klg8sz64iv9z

[jaclynncrooks]

#ConfessionTime Sometimes when I wake up in a piss poor mood... I go and watch videos of them #BangEnergyGirls walking nowhere while pretending to be sexy... #InstantGiggles #BangEnergy #ThereGoesThatSponsorship #DontWorryGirls #ItsJustCuzImJealous #ButOnARealNote #HowAwkward #IsItToGoOutsideAndShoot #ThemLittleVidoes #iGottaKnow #Maybe #ThatsReallyHowYouDrinkEnergyDrinks #ImDoinItWrong #Maybe #YoureJustA #SexySexPot #LikeThatAlTheTime #🤷🏼‍♂️ #Idk #iCantRelate #😂 #StillNotAsAwkward #AsTheGirlsSingingACappella #MakingDirectEyeContact #IntoHerPhone #TheInternetIsAWeirdPlace #AndIFuckinLoveIt #KeepKillIt #YeaBitch https://www.instagram.com/p/B9O2r6ugEFL/?igshid=12xb2gnfqm3v8

[jaclynncrooks]

Fishing from bed && catching my first walleye #😍 #ItDontGetNoBetterThanThat #PerchExtravaganza #ForTheWin #Walleye #✔️ #AnotherOneOffMyFishList #LineCutterz #❄️🎣🕳 #IceFishing #Fishing #RoughinIt #CanYaTell #Yetti #IceCastles #LouisianaGirl #LivinMyBestLife #MinnesotaFishing #🤓 @shopfishheads #ImaNeedAWarmerSweater #🧤 #KeepKillinIt #YeaBitch https://www.instagram.com/p/B89PDKcgIxq/?igshid=1l5784v9ikgu0

[jaclynncrooks]

New phone case. Who dis?! @moldy.creations #YouTheRealMVP #📱#iPhone11 #ForTheWin #PS #YesThereIsALot #OfTheSamePic #iPostedAll4 #Because #iCouldntDecide #WhichOneILikedBest #FillinMyself #💁🏼‍♂️ #WhichOnesYourFav #WannaGuessHowManyTimes #iMadeThatFace #BeforeILikedIt #👹 #ALot #NoGuys #ImLikeTotallyAModel #ModelLife #IfYouDidntReadThose #LastTwoTags #InAValleyGirlVoice #WeCantBeFriends #Selfie #MirrorSelfie #NoPantsSunday #ThatPhoneCaseDoe https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pf1S4A2BH/?igshid=1v3g1dhf3b95

[jaclynncrooks]

It’s not #HumpDay but fuck it... I make the rules here #🍑#iDontWannaHear #No #ButFuckIt #Jokes #🤦🏼‍♂️ #CantTakeYallNoWhere #iSwear #CantActRight #😂😂 #JustKidding #YallMyPeople #Tattoos #GirlsWithTattoos #BackPiece #WorkinProgress #KeepKillinIt #YeaBitch #BuySomeShit #GimmeADollar #YouKnowTheDrill https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qNvS6g1FdnsBWWmsZHX5hvQe3gxt9YRrhEPY0/?igshid=duofe0t41swo

[jaclynncrooks]

Is sitting on the sink for your #BathRoomSelfie still a thing?? I’m trying to step up my #InstaHoe Game. #ImOuttaTheLoop #IdkTheseThings #DoBetter #JaclynnCrooks #🙄 #IssaJoke #CalmDown #CalendarOutFit #OnPoint #IfIDoSaySoMyself#ButSosThat #RestingBitchFace #DamnGuh #SmileOrSomething #Shit #RBF #💛💜🐯 #Selfie #📸 #2020Calendar #ClickThatBlueLink #BuySomeShit #GimmeADollar https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IZeLngFeLTLOmyC5XWWdDZjMvPykWbLWWaZo0/?igshid=1lg4vzzb8n6i6

[jaclynncrooks]

Them: bUt WHy iS yOUr PaNts UnbuTToNed Me: You know that amazing feeling after you just ate your body weight in an amazing meal then you lean back in your chair && I undo your belt so you can actually breath again??? Well... I want that amazingly free feeling at all fucking times bruh #👖 #ImFree #DontLikeIt #HowBout #YouMindYoBusiness #👊🏼#WeCanFightAboutIt #CalendarShoot #2020Calendars #JaclynnCrooksCalendar #YouShouldBuyOne #BuySomeShit #GimmeADollar #Fishing #FishingLife #GoneFishing #SaltLife #ItsInMyNature #WhatGetsYouOutDoors https://www.instagram.com/p/B2oYnB2gNio/?igshid=pa8bl3202fvc