And she snapped wing mirrors off of Cadillacs – The particular pretty ones – and that meant she never had to strain her back when she was putting her lippy on
often throughout her life, cerys had been informed that people frequently heard her approaching before they saw her. that was certainly the case presently as she tucked her head around the door of the dance studio, childlike giggles escaping her lips as she watched @bonjouravery dance. “i knew i’d find you in here, cariad! i love watching you.” she paused. “not in a creepy way! i don’t just like, sit and watch you! well, i do, but not – i’m gonna stop talking. we’re going for a coffee when you’re done, it feels like forever since i’ve seen you and i’ve missed you. plus, there’s a super cute barista that i just know you’ll love.”
yo famalam it’s your friendly neighbourhood cocnuts
the paparazzi have spotted cerys jones, the twenty-five year old crew member who’s currently working as a visual effects artist on final destination. the tabloids have called them idealistic and amicable, but also indecisive and hedonistic. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the quixotic.
(tw: death mention)
alrighty i’m literally winging this lmao wish me luck
okey dokey so here we have cerys nia jones
she hails from merthyr tydfil in wales and is one of six kids (three older brothers, her, and then a younger sister a younger brother
growing up as the middle child of six, cerys is relatively used to being in the background and doing her own thing. her siblings would often fight for attention from her parents, and she’d be off somewhere drawing or something
she dreamed of working within the tv industry for most of her life, participating in all of her school productions as a member of the crew, opting to stay within her comfort zone rather than stepping into the spotlight
her family’s time in wales has been relatively shit tbh??
it started off with the aberfan mining disaster of 1966 – her grandfather was one of the 144 people who were killed during the collapse of the colliery spoil tip, leaving her father orphaned from a very young age (and obviously cerys never met her grandfather)
the disaster still haunts merthyr tydfil and its families to this day, and it was definitely a difficult tragedy for her family to overcome
eventually though, they overcame it and then along came cerys and her siblings
they say that lightning never strikes the same place twice but disaster clearly does 🙃
after heavy downpour in october of 2006, merthyr tydfil was subject to severe flash flooding and, you guessed it, the jones’ family home was all-but destroyed in the floods
taking it as a hint and not wanting to risk a third disaster, mama eirianwen and papa hywel made the decision to up and move their family far, far away from merthyr tydfil. being that four of their six kids had dreams of working within the tv and film industry, they moved to los angeles when cerys was 14
she quickly settled into school and knew exactly what she wanted to do, studying art all through education
she then attended the los angeles film school and continued her studies to gain a degree in animation with a focus on visual effects
after getting her degree at 21, she worked her way up in the industry, starting off with smaller projects and working underneath senior artists, until she moseyed on over to zenith to work as a visual effects artist on final destination
personality-wise, just picture lily james as cinderella and that’s p much cerys
except she doesn’t spend all her time cleaning. she’s actually super messy and constantly leaves stuff lying around
is there anyone happier than cerys? stay tuned to find out (spoiler alert: there is nobody)
absolute hopeless romantic (ideal first date is a picnic under the stars)
if you yell at her she’ll probably yell back and then go and cry about it bc she’s #soft
that one gif that’s like ‘you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning’? that’s cerys
despite all that though, she can be kind of selfish and superficial?
surprisingly is all for one-night stands because She Has Needs
her fav films are definitely roman holiday and breakfast at tiffany’s. diehard audrey hepburn fan, probably has seen every one of her movies numerous times
if you put a spider anywhere near her, she’ll probably cry
she’s the type of person who’ll stop you in the hallway to show you a video of a cute baby goat in pyjamas because it made her smile and she wants to make you smile too
her pens definitely are glittery and have her name on them
100% dots her ‘i’s with hearts
very rarely gets drunk because when she does, she’s somehow 100x more excitable. think the duracell bunny on caffeine
probably believed in santa until she was about 10
definitely believes in magic
couple of connections that are definitely the same as always because i’m uncreative as hell:
best buds
someone to go shopping with because she lives for clothes shopping
someone to adopt her and keep her safe bc she’s used to being protected by 3 older brothers
the final destination squad
roommates/neighbours
enemies (i can definitely imagine her excitement annoying tf outta someone)
exes
one night stands
liteRALLY ANYTHING JUST LOVE US
im sorry this is so bad i literally made it up as i was going along, but there’s a bio page here and i havent done a connections page yet because i’m a loser but hit me up anyway xoxo