the ever changing tides

chelsea. 25.

[knifefightscene]

[valtsv]

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

[valtsv]

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

[ro-zden]

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

[themothersthefuckersandme]

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

[forestkodama]

If you make progress on your doctorate degree during the COVID19 pandemic, you get to claim the title of Plague Doctor upon degree completion. True Fact. I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Okay this kinda fucks

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[bando--grand-scamyon]

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

[ultralight-sunbeam]

When does the album drop?

[dirty-n-evil]

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

[justcatposts]

Being cat.. 

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[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

I’m crying this is High Art 

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

The Rain (Cover) by Haburu

[gollumunchkin]

i’m crying

[bluejay73ffs]

There are cats, and there are cats that belong to pianists

[redlipstickresurrected]

[carnation-damnation]

[mattchewpicchu]

Dead ass I didn't realize this was about covid for a sec and thought this dude was hella passionate about underage drinking

[jaubaius]

My jaw dropped to the… floor… eh? Wow!!!😱😱

[action52]

i don’t know why, but any time i make a potion in oblivion i can only come up with Dr. Pepper-related names for them

[lovelysuggestions]

look, tomorrow you will wake up and feel a bit better, a bit calmer. you are going to figure things out eventually, it dosnt have to all be done tonight. take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and get some rest. you will manage.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.

[iamthegenderman]

DM: Eat for initiative

*Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table*

The guy who was way too eager: it says… “Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.”

DM: You go last

[phana-banana]

Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.

[gwengrimm]

@theeinkibus these…. Are good points.

[theeinkibus]

Herman, thanks for creating the ‘AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED’ trope for all of us writers, forever in your debt man.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh my G O D

[babyanimalgifs]

“Wanna see how high I can jump? Pretty cool, huh?“ 

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