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Welcome to the shit show, it’s general admission so find any seat. They/them. Columbus, OH Want to help the underwear rating list grow? Send me recommendations and donations below 💜 Venmo: mattchewpicchu 👻: Mattchewpicchu

[mattchewpicchu]

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[sandmandaddy69]

[otpcruiseliner]

alright lads it’s penis viewing hours

[thelensart]

Would you?

[chipsprites]

[shubbabang]

[wakaflackalypse]

this was the only medium I could convey this story through

[itsannxiety]

i just stopped breathing

[fluffingston]

looking at cock and balls between rounds of video games

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tomb-mold]

i get so gay off that estus flask

[itsonlyagay]

The experience of being me is that in the I can look so hot and glamorous and sexy and put together, and then not two minutes later a pic taken of me is so bad its akin to Poot Lovato

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[thickness-protection-program]

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[ladybugmp3]

entering my mind palace like damn who closed last night

[mattchewpicchu]

If I had a nickel for every person I’ve talked to that wants me to dominate them but refuses to communicate any boundaries beforehand then I would have TOO MANY NICKELS REGARDLESS OF THE NUMBER OF NICKELS

[girl-effigy]

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good