Crypton Future Media

Not actually Crypton - Please don't sue me

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Hello! This is the official Tumblr account of Crypton Future Media, creators of Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len, Megurine Luka, Kaito, and probably some other things too! Before you follow us, there are a few things you should know:

-No, this blog is not actually run by Crypton.

-This blog is run by one person, who uses They/Them pronouns.

-If anyone has ideas for a good CSS/blog theme, please let me know. I’m terrible at that kind of thing And that’s everything! Don’t forget to buy our merchandise!!! 

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Very torn between being pissed off at new-age western tiktok vocaloid """fans""" for moral panicking over nonexistent children again or being smug over people finally admitting Caststation is an annoying dweeb, even if it's for something based. Ah well, c'est la vie

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Is anyone really surprised to learn the one guy on here who literally worships Hatsune Miku like she's a god is also a narcissist. LOL

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Happy birthday to Matsudappoiyo. I want that twink obliterated

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Miku is saying she wants to visit the UN and convince them to make today an official world holiday... any tips here chat?

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where did all these [vocaloid]-official blogs come from

why are they on my home

why do they make me so happy and giggly

why does my finger magically hit the follow button to every single one i see

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Don't worry about it

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what if i worry about it…

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Don’t! That’s my job. I get 12 emails from corporate a day at this point asking why Miku isn’t where they leave her. We keep changing her password but it doesn’t work. Please help. Does anyone know if I can satiate a computer program’s desire to post with leeks somehow

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Which Kagamine should I bite?

Len

Rin

Bite them both! At the same time!

Voting ended onJul 19, 2023

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Hey man. Are you the guy who we had to chase out of the office with a broom last week. They're going to make me do even more paperwork if you get back in here somehow. At least bite @kaitoshinon-offical I'm sure he wouldn't mind

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seeing all these vocaloid-official blogs pop up,,, it feels like a vocaloid cinematic universe is being created right before my very eyes!

i am starting an army…!

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You guys had better not get any ideas, or they’ll make me do even more overtime. And don’t even THINK about starting a union, or I’ll never hear the end of it!

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Forgot I had this blog

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hi, question, are miku and rin gay? i mean it seems like it

Yes but Kaito is homophobic... diversity loss

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For Hatsune Miku’s birthday we’re pleased to announce that all of our products contain subliminal messaging that will turn you gay over time

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okay so we have me, the kagamines, gumi, luka, fukase, and teto

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two tetos. there are now two tetos

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Why are there two of her

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i don’t know.

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maybe they are twins ^-^

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ignore him

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don’t worry. what you two have will always be unique and special

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so do we kill the other teto? unionize? what’s the plan here?

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i think one of them is offering to let the other one be the real teto? i think? i am just really hoping we don’t recreate the sonicheritageposts incident. that would suck actually

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Wait, what incident?

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the um. uh. he killed… a lot of people? a few weeks ago? i guess you wouldn’t have heard cause you don’t really work for sega but. there was mountains of paperwork. think sfrj 2.

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…Huh.

I’ll be honest, idk what sfrj means, but I can see why you don’t want a repeat, Miku.

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:’)

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Don’t make me come down there

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Hey guys. Crypton Future Media here.

Does anyone know who this is? We found a hard drive full of images of her in the back of a closet.