beat your dick not your rats

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[nekograndpa]

I've been thinking about making this for a week

[greensweatersleeve]

the "if youre gonna make a fanfic of me" is stolen from connors twitter "if youre gonna make a homoerotic fanfic of me, make it with a smoking hot babe not @jschlatt"

i gave up with the twitter for _____

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[wowzanator]

[j-o-k-o]

which of the smplive members would wear this

[rootbeerflotsam]

Since we now have confirmation on Ozpin and Wash's, what about Quartermaster's ass?

Like almost no ass.

[cinderfell]

eventually you reach a point in your gif-making career where you take a step back and wonder ’where did I go wrong?’

this is that point for me

[cgnmoved]

@tikar-ii

[mmmthornton]

Hey guys, remember that

Tucker knew Church was an AI before he did

Tucker could tell after listening in for ten minutes that Grif and Simmons were secretly married

Tucker was the one who found the kickass super alien sword and learned how to use it

Tucker killed Wyoming in Season 5

Tucker and his alien progeny became ambassadors for human/alien relations and science

Tucker fought off “CT” and the goons of (what turned out to be) Charon Industries for weeks in the middle of the desert with no backup

Tucker called out Epsilon!Church for obsessively following Texas down through multiple layers of existence, booting him in the ass to break the destructive cycle and stop being a creepy robot stalker as well

Tucker was the one who (we can assume) thought to put Wash in Church’s old armor to hide him, realizing that despite the fucked up things he’d done Washington had been used in horrible ways by PFL and the UNSC and gave him another chance

Tucker calling out Epsilon!Church (again) after he and Carolina left them

Tucker standing up for Washington to Epsilon!Church

Tucker learning from his mistakes

Tucker apologizing to Epsilon!Church while at the same time sticking up for himself/not falling back to their old “lets be assholes to each other instead of talking about anything” routine

Tucker being inspired by Washington, Carolina, and Kimball to work at being a great leader

Tucker putting together the plan that put his life on the line to reveal Felix and Locus is literally just the most recent in a long line of rad-as-fuck things he’s done as a character

Tucker not being a one note character and showing the most growth out of any of the Blood Gulch Crew

[papanorth]

no time to have a panic attack over people from your past when there’s kids who need exercise 

[etudierlescosmos-blog]

use these if u want. u don’t have to credit me if u really don’t want to, but at least comment if u do use them just so i know people like them i guess. i’ll post the josh ones right after this but i just love cooper so here you go.

[punishandenslavesuckers]

They send him solo to Sangheilios. They send him with a gun — an MA5, his energy sword, eight frag grenades, eight months of intravenous stim-rations, a radio, and a four month crash course in Sangheili short-hand. They ship him out in new armor, a fresh crew cut, a boot-leg translation program uploaded to his HUD. They send him with a long-range COM freq direct to her.

[punishandenslavesuckers]

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[in-sufficientdata]

Tucker becoming an honest-to-goodness competent soldier and undergoing character development and being a caring father will always be my favorite BG thing.`

[kostarikara]

i mean????? its just???? how its happening????

[jaxbeetle]

“Wash’ I could kiss you!”

I gave up trying to clean the sketch (;*’д`*) ((Click for higher quality lol))

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[dreamingfifi]

[concentrated-sunshine-deactivat]

Tumblr has maintenance?

[valtsv]

[shepsard]

me 10 mins ago: HAHA WOW WASHLIX? WHAT A CRACKSHIP

me now: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[washlix]

Heels

Felix trying to get Wash to walk in heels.

“First, where did you get those? Second, no." 

"Aw, come on, Agent Seriousface." 

"I said no, dammit." 

"I’ll give you a blowjob." 

…..wait… why do you have heels in my size?" 

"Because you can’t resist my pretty ass.”

Wash sucks at it. Sprains his ankle. Bedrest for a week. Felix makes sure that even though he’s in bed, he’s not resting.

[shittycryptids]

Small mouse. It only appears on the full moon to scurry thru ur house and sing Africa by Toto