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MATTHEO RIDDLE- Beg For Me
Chapter Twenty Nine--Info: You and Mattheo have been butting heads for months, since you were assigned as his tutor, and one day during a session full of tense bickering, he has enough.
Tags: 18+, SMUT, Masturbation, PIV, Switch!Mattheo, Dirty Talk, (slight daddy kink. Like very slight.), Spitting, Unprotected Sex, Praise Kink, Degradation Kink, Cuddling, ANGST ANGST! ALSO: FLUFF! (WHO AM I???? AM I OKAY???)
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The following weeks slipped away like sand through fingers--one, then another, and then another--until the imminent end of the term loomed large, only just a little ways off in the distance. Graduation was within reach, a tantalizing yet bittersweet prospect.
The journey to this point had been a relentless climb, fueled by your unwavering determination. The culmination of hard work brought a poignant mix of accomplishment and trepidation. The future held its mysteries, and you were poised on the edge, anxious about its impact on the present.
sam and dean being Known serial killers who have been on the fbi watchlist for a decade and have faked their deaths multiple times is actually very funny. I like to think literally everyone in town knows they're wanted by multiple US agencies but are like. they've evaded arrest so many times. do we really wanna anger the serial killers? no one in town has been killed let's not push it. and then the longer it goes on they begrudgingly start to like the winchesters because they tip well and are generally helpful around the community. plus their son is an absolute delight and everyone wants to figure out what's going on between dean and the weird trenchcoat guy who hangs around sometimes. like, they can't turn them into the cops before getting resolution on their relationship! the town has a betting pool! sam starts a community garden and dean jumps at the chance to help with odd jobs if he over hears people complaining about something when he's hanging out. they're politer than most of the normal locals.
you know how some towns are like 'oh yeah that's the house where the Witch lives'? everyone in lebanon is just like 'there's the nuclear fallout shelter where our local serial killers live โค they're pillars of this community โค snitch to the feds and the town will band together to eliminate youโค'
hands down one of the best hc i've read.
#no bc its so true
book quotes that i will never recover from
"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles
"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark
"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me
"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess
"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade
"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights
"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom
"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue
"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end
"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit
"bob says hello." - house of hades
"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall
"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows
"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars
"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale
"i will find you again in the next worldโthe next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin
"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again
this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is "pink". i assure you these are incorrect assumptions
where's the forth horseman
May I offer a second, blue Dave?
ITโS MARCH
Uhโฆ Itโs still Mayโฆ
Itโs august
Itโs September
HELL YES ITS HALLOWEEN
ITโS MARCH
Uhโฆ Itโs still Mayโฆ
Itโs august
Itโs September
damn i wish i had #relatable intrusive thoughts like yโall so i could make jokes about them but all i get is things so horrible i canโt even put them into words ://
but of course the idea that like intentionally spilling a drink is a perfect example of an intrusive thought is what led yโall to call people horrible things whenever they mention their intrusive thoughts. because of course a part of you kinda wants to spill the drink right? so a part of them must kinda want to be violent or worse. i wonder why using medical terminology appropriately is important ๐ค๐ค
People don't share their worse intrusive thoughts because they are abhorrent, and the web's apparent need to soften all the sharp edges detracts from the core truth of intrusive thoughts.
DATING HEAD CANNONS - DICK GRAYSON
(there is no nsfw!! also no pronouns are mentioned!!)
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the start of your relationship
honestly when your first started dating you were really confused why he would constantly have bruises and gashes on him, or why hr just disappears. i feel like it you guys would get in a fight about him keeping BIG secrets, and like he would accidentally tell his secret and your just standing there wide eyed!!! he would probably be so scared that youโll get scared and leave him. you end up giving him a huge bear hug mumbling โyou better not dieโ! AND THIS MAN WAS OVER THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!
he would be such a romantic! he will flirt all the time with you but it would be VERY common when you guys first started dating! he will ALWAYS hold your hand and would never let go because heโd be scared if you just vanished! he would immediately introduce you to the batfam! i feel like Damian would rly love you! like at first he was kind of distant but he warmed up to you later and wouldnโt let you be!!! dick probably has to beg Damian to let you be so he can spend alone time with you!
actual relationship hcs :)
STOP HE WOULD BE THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER!!!!!!! you would get small and big gifts! i feel eventually youโd feel a bit bad that he is spending so much money on you but he genuinely insists that its fine!!!
dates would be the most fun thing ever!!! you guys either stay at home and just chill, cuddling just in each others warmth! or you guys would dress up and go to a fancy place!!
he is in love with your lips!! he loves how they feel against his, how warm and soft they are! he loves the colour of your lips (i have a darker top lip and hated it for so long! but you all are pretty so please dont ever hate your lips or anything about you!)
he always has to be touching you! not in a sexual way though! like he loves to pull you close by wrapping his arm around your waist!!
HE GIVES THE BEST HUGS
after a tough night your sweet face makes it all worth it!!!
overall โพ/10 boyfriend
have a great day/night and drink water!!!
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(SOMEONE STILL REBLOGGED!!! PLEASE DONT!!!)
work of art.
summary : youโre just a stranger at donnaโs art show, yet youโre the prettiest piece there. (loosely based off titans 1x08).
pairing : dick grayson x fem!reader.
warnings : unprotected sex (pullout method, stay safe yโall), thigh-riding, fingering, semi-public (locked public bathroom), choking, hair-pulling, mirror sex, degradation, praise, gagging, size kink, belly bulging, rough sex, both are a little tipsy.
wc : 1.8k
a/n : i havenโt read over it, so please lmk if thereโs any errors or anything, enjoy <33
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Game of death~M.R x !fem! reader
not proof read so sorry for any mistakes!
Warnings: obsessive ex bf mattheo, mentions of death (murder), smut towards the end, fowl language, slight arguing, manipulative mattheo i think? uses of a knife and mentions of blood, bitting, rough mattheo,all acts are consensual. i think thatโs all, donโt like it donโt read it, itโs sorta dark, so there for if it makes you uncomfortable donโt read it.
A/N: ahhhh, now that i have the warnings done with, i wanna say a big thanks to everyone who supported me on my first 2 mattheo stories, it really gave me a confidence boost to write more and that means a lot to me thank you so much<3 thank you for reading this, much love <3 โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
I had been avoiding him since this morning not wanting to see him after the heated argument we had, the words that were said are raising through my mind, as i sat on the cold stone floor of the astronomy tower, lighting a cigarette placing it in between my lips, it only reminding me of him since this is exactly where i smoked my first cigarette, with him to be exact.
โfuck you mattheo iโm done, weโre done.โ
i heard that on repeat in my head, did i really break up with him? i wonder what heโs doing right now, probably already shagging some other girl.
i sighed and put my cigarette out on the ground and then began walking down the stairs, making my way to the halls of the huge school. once i entered them, the chatter of the first years filled my ears making smile, remembering my first year when i first met fred, my best friend before i started dating mattheo in fourth year.
thatโs when everything changed, i was so happy at first, it was like any other cute relationship, we were so infatuated with each other, that we couldnโt leave each other alone, we were always together, always touching each other in some way, if it was his hand on the small of my back, the subtle circles he would rub on my thighs during class, the hand holding under the tables at breakfast and dinner, the subtle touches in the hall way, the sneaking to his dorm every night, to sleep. thatโs when it hit me, i havenโt went three years without sleeping in his embrace, without sitting next to him during breakfast and dinner, not studying in the library with him which normally just turned into us acting like complete idiots.
as soon as i walked into the great hall i could feel my vision getting blurry, singling tears were about to fall, but i took a deep breath and blinked the tears away, walking with my head held high, walking right past the slytherin table where mattheo sat with draco and adrian talking, i felt all three of there eyes on me, when i walked past them walking to the gryffindor table.
walking up behind fred putting my hands over his eyes saying โguess who?โ which he laughed and pulled my hands off his eyes turning around seeing me, standing up hugging me, heโs grown tons since the last time we talked he used to be my height, but now he was almost like 6โ3 having tons of inches on me.
โsomeoneโs staringโ he whispered in my ear before he pulled away
i turned around seeing mattheo with a clenched jaw making it blatantly obvious he was staring, i rolled my eyes and turned back around to fred when he patted the spot in between him and george making me giggle and sit down.
breakfast went by faster than usual, due to all the talking amongst me and the twins, thatโs when dumbledore announced that breakfast was over and to head to our first classes of the day, fred groaned standing up putting his hand out to help me get off the bench, which he always used to do before, making me realize he hasnโt changed as much as i thought he would.
โgod y/n you reek of cigarettes, do you wanna come to mine and freddieโs dorm and put our cologne on or somethingโ george said walking on my other side
โyeah y/n have you been smoking or something?โ fred asked
โyeah that dimwit over there got me started and i havenโt been able to stop sinceโ i said pointing towards mattheo looking up at fred who was smirking down at me
โ wanna make him jealous georgie?โ fred said smirking at george
โoh definitelyโ george smirked
fred reached his arm around my waist possessively, and george grabbed my hand walking a little further in front of me saying loud enough for most of the ๏ฟผ slytherin table to hear โcome back to our dorm darling we will take good care of youโ smirking and looking over at draco and winking, causing dracoโs lips to fall apart and lean over to whisper something to mattheo, who muttered something to draco and clenched his jaw tighter if that was possible.
once we walked out of the great hall, we all laughed, george leaning down to put his arm on my shoulders, when we heard the great hall for open causing us to turn around to draco walking behind us, which we just shrugged off and kept walking to the gryffindor common room.
which we arrived draco was still following us which just made it funnier, fred said the password opening the door allowing me to walk in first the twins after, the door closing loudly after.
we walked up the stairs to the boys dormitory, and made it to the twins dorm, george opening the door for me this time, allowing me to walk in, the twins following after again, fred walked over to his dresser and through me a bottle of cologne which i sprayed on my body fast.
โno need to rush y/n you can be lateโ george laughed
โmattheos gonna think we had a threesome if i am late, plus ferret boys probably waiting for me outsideโ i laughed
โi mean we could make him think thatโ fred said
โonly if you wanted to thoโ george added
โfuck it cmon make me look like i just had a threesumโ i said causing fred to look at george and then walk over to me.
fred loosened my tie, while george messed up my makeup a tad bit, smearing my lip stick a little only noticeable if youโre really staring which i knew he would be, smudging my mascara under my eyes a bit, and then fred fluffed my hair up and made it a little messes.
they looked at me and then at each other and then fred said โyeah you look fucked outโ and george nodded in agreement making me giggle, and pull a back of cigarettes out of my bag.
โcan i?โ i asked softly
โyeah just open the window, and blow it outโ fred nodded sitting down on his bed
i walked over to there window seal and sat down, sliding the window open, and then lighting the cigarette taking a big puff and then blowing it out the window, then i heard a knock at the door followed with โfred and george weasley are you smoking in there, oh moms gonna love to hear about thisโ i guessed it was genny and then the door swung open and i was correct.
she looked around seeing fred laying on his bed while george was sitting at the foot and then me sitting on the window seal.
โoh um am i interrup- im just gonna goโ she said quickly shutting the door, making me laugh and george said โtotally looks fucked outโ.
i looked at my watch and saw it was 8:20 i was 20 minutes late to class, and i have been in here for about 30 minutes saying how i got here at 7:50.
i sighed and put my cigarette out putting it back in the box, and the jumping off the window seal, only for the back of my tights to get caught on a nail, and then rip, ripping the whole back open.
โfuckโ i muttered feeling at the back of my thighs
โitโs okay y/n it adds to the lookโ fred said smirking and i just smiled at him, grabbing his cologne again and spraying more on me, i probably reeked of it now, but then i gathered all my things and took a deep breath standing in front of the twins saying โhow do i lookโ.
โgreatโ they said at the same time
โokay iโm gonna go, bye guysโ i said walking towards the door
โhere let me walk you to the common room doorโ fred said to me
he got up off the bed, and walked towards his dorm door opening it for me once again, and then walking down the stairs into the common room, seeing ron and genny on the couch looking at me wide eyed meaning george and fred were right, i did look fucked out.
fred opened the common room door hugging me and then kissing my cheek saying โlater y/nโ which i replied with a simple โbyeโ and walked out seeing draco leaned up against the wall just seeing the whole thing.
โtook you long enough y/n exactly thirty five minutesโ he said walking beside me
โyeah and? what are you my body guardโ i snarled
โthe point is youโre thirty minutes late to class and a certain someone isnโt gonna be happyโ he said whispering the last part
i didnโt say anything, which caused him to continue saying โand heโs not gonna be happy how you look, look like a dirty little slutโ he said annoyed.
โlike i careโ i said
โoh you willโ he said smirking
โno i wonโt, plus this is my class bye dracoโ i said grabbing the door handle rolling my eyes walking into the class room, causing all eyes to go to me, which caused everyone to look at me wide eyed.
โMiss y/ln youโre forty minutes lateโ professor lupin said
โyes i know iโm so sorry i got caught up in my dorm doing work for snapes classโ i lied
โiโll let it slide this time because i know how strict he can be, please take your sit by mr riddle and began workingโ he said looking back down at the papers he was grading, i sighed and walked to my seat by mattheo.
once i sat down i felt his eyes on me i turned and looked at him, and locked eyes with him, and then rolled my eyes looking back down rummaging through my bag, trying to find my quill getting interrupted by his deep voice.
โwhere the fuck were you y/nโ he asked
โwhy donโt you ask your pet ferret i bet he could tell youโ i snapped back
โjust tell meโ he said
โoh yeah and you should probably keep him on a shorter leash he told me i looked like a dirty little slut and i know how that makes you feelโ i said sending him a fake smile
โhe said whatโ he said raising his eye brows at me
โhe said โheโs not gonna be happy, with how you look like a dirty little slutโ so yeah he basically called me a dirty slutโ i said mocking draco
โ you do look like a slut but he has no place to tell you thatโ mattheo said clenching his fist
โand you doโ i asked rolling my eyes
โi do saying how youโre my girlfriendโ he said calmly
โex girlfriend mattheo weโre done iโm seriousโ i said making lowly chuckle
โalright y/n well come to my door later and get your things thenโ he said looking back down at his paper
i chuckled lowly, getting to work on my paper, until i felt a thigh on my hand, and when i looked down, i saw his cut up and bruised knuckles, immediately remembering how he smashed a mirror during this morningโs argument.
i just shrugged it off continuing to work on my paper, as i felt his hand rise, stopping as soon as he felt the ripped part of my tights, looking up at me, examining my face then pressing the inside of his cheek with his tongue.
โdid you fuck themโ he asked angrily
โi dont know ask dracoโ i said not looking up from my paper
โokay let me rephrase that who did you fuck y/nโ he said sternly
โi donโt know mattheo, it could have been fred, maybe george fuck it could have been both of them, or maybe even dracoโ i said glancing over at him
โtell me y/nโ he said tightly grabbing my arm
โyouโre hurting meโ i said looking over at him
โwho was it y/nโ he said tightening his grip even more cutting off the circulation in my lower arm
โyouโre hurting me theoโ i said my voice cracking
โtell me who and ill stopโ he said leaning towards me
โno body, i didnโt sleep with anyone, i smoked a cigarette and talked with the twins, i didnโt do anything now please let me goโ i said looking up at him, a bit freighted because iโve never seen him like this before.
he let go roughly and looked back down at his paper working again i rubbed my arm gently until i heard โstop acting like it hurt you bitch, you know iโd never fucking hurt youโ.
โyeah well you just didโ i said lifting my sleeve to see the red mark, and to no surprise there was, bright crimson red, showing every outline of his fingers, he glanced over at it and rolled his eyes.
then lupin stood up, dismissing class, which i just decided to go my dorm not wanting to deal with mattheo anymore.
once i made it in more dorm, i changed into a tank top and pajama shorts and cuddled into my bed, closing my eyes.
right when i was about to fall asleep, i heard a sharp knock at my door, i sighed and stood up walking over to my door opening it and seeing him standing there.
he pushed through me and walked into my dorm.
โyeah come inโ i said sarcastically
โy/n youโre mine, you made that clear after the three years we spent togetherโ he mumbled
โno mattheo i broke up with you, things are over, im tired of you lashing out at me and then breaking thingsโ i said which made him sigh and walk over to me
โsee y/n, i fear of losing you, because if i do i will tear the world apart trying to get you back, leaving a trail of bodies behind me, just so you know iโm coming darling.โ he said lowly
in all honesty that shouldnโt have been as hot as it was but i pushed that feeling away and said โmattheo noโ and with that he smashed his lips into mine, i pulled away from him, but then went right back in, he was right earlier when he said โyouโll be back my loveโ.
he was also right when he said i was his, because i was, i was always going to be his.
the kiss immediately got very heated, it was filled with anger and desperation, clothes were quickly disagreed, leaving both of us in our undergarments, thatโs when he began kissing down my jaw.
โyou. are. fucking. mine.โ he said in between kisses
๏ฟผ i didnโt say anything, instead just threw my head back, giving him more access, and at the same time the scent of fredโs cologne filled his nose.
which made him pull away from my neck and roughly wrapped his fingers around it squeezed cutting off my airway, then he roughly pulled my face towards his, close enough our noses were touching.
โyouโre a whore you know that baby?โ he snarled
when i didnโt answer he tightened his grip and said โuse the manners i taught youโ.
โyes iโm a whoreโ i said barley audible
โwhat was that?โ he said loosing his grip
โiโm a whoreโ i said in between deep breaths
โgood girlโ he sad lightly tapping the side of my face
he then shoved me roughly backwards, causing me to fall on my bed, at this moment he took the opportunity to remove my panties, and threw them somewhere behind him, and then he hovered over my body, kissing me roughly, and began moving down my body, then when he reached my stomach, he bit down, hard.
which made me gasp because of the sudden pain, which quickly turned to pleasure, and he continued doing this, leaving bite marks down my stomach, some purple and red, and others had little drops of crimson blood coming out of them.
he then moved to my inner thighs bitting them, insanely hard, causing a lot more blood to come out them before, then he kissed where i needed him most, which made me throw my head back and moan lightly, he worked his tongue up and down my slit, and then sucked harshly on my clit, pushing two fingers into my hole, scissoring, and curling them.
just as the coil in my lower stomach was about to snap, he pulled away smirking at me, which made me whine and close my legs, rubbing my thighs together to get some sort of friction.
then he began walking towards my desk, getting into the top left drawer, is when i immediately knew what he was getting, my knife.
โcare to open your legs again for me darling?โ he asked turning around thatโs when i saw it in his hand and i knew, and when i didnโt open my legs for him he walked over to me roughly parting them, saying โokay then iโll do it for youโ.
he flipped open the blade, and pushed it on my inner thigh and then began dragging it up to my hip, and looked up and me and i nodded and thatโs when he started pushing, forming a M and then an R into my skin, not deep enough to really hurt me, but deep enough to scar, for a while.
i looked down and saw M.R carved into my hip dripping blood down onto my black bed sheets. i looked up at him and shook my head.
he gripped my jaw and then pulled my face close to his and said โmine forever nowโ and then kissed me roughly.
then i felt him enter me, with one harsh thrust, he didnโt give me any time to adjust, instead just started roughly pounding into me, in which i slammed my hip down into his matching his thrust, magnifying the pleasure.
the coil quickly formed in my stomach, threatening to snap, which made me clench around him which caused him to groan loudly and say โfuck squeezing me just like a vice babyโ between his teeth.
and thatโs when i felt his member twitch and then the coil snapped causing me to squeeze him more if that was even possibly, which was mattheos breaking point, he bottomed out, shooting his seed deep inside of me.
โi love youโ i said quietly
โi love you too darlingโ he said pulling out of me and then kissed my forehead before walking into my dorm bathroom.
mattheo walked back into the room, with a wet washcloth in his hand, he gently cleaned my sensitive cunt, and then cleaned his initials, and then the few bite marks that broke then skin.
he then threw the washcloth onto the floor and climbed into bed behind me, pulling my body close to his, and wrapping his arms around my waist, snuggling into the crook of my neck.
โiโm sorry for hurting you in classโ he said kissing my collar bone
โitโs okayโ i said tired
โgo to sleep my love iโll be here when you wake up i promiseโ he said and with that i let my body drift off into a deep sleep
Mattheo Riddle nsfw a-z
Written by me
A-Aftercare (what he's like after sex) I feel like he would be sweet,he would run you a bath wash your hair for you and then dress you in his shirt and boxers after,cuddles,tells you how good you did for him and would get you anything you needed or asked for.ย
B-Body part (his favorite body part of his and his favorite body part of yours) On him i feel like his hands and or his v line he loves the way his hands look wrapped around your throat and he loves when you kiss his v line it drives him crazy,on you probably either your thighs or ass he loves everything about you but i feel like he loves to smack your ass and he loves to lay between your thighsย
C-Cum (anything to do with cum)I feel like he would like to come inside you and or on your tits or in your mouth he loves knowing you trust him to come inside you but he also loves to see his come on you preferably on your tits but also loves to see you swallow all of his comeย
D-Dirty secret (his dirty secret)i feel like he makes everyone think he's such a playboy and makes people think he puts his pleasure first and that he is in total control in the bedroom but the truth is that he puts your pleasure first and does what you want and your the one in actual control he will do whatever you want him to do to you as long as you beg himย
E-Experience (how experienced is he and does he know what he's doing)he definitely knows what he's doing he hasn't had many girlfriends but a few hookups but he does know what he's doing he knows how to read your bodyย
F-Favorite position i feel like he loves spooning sex like you could be cuddling or just waking up and he will slip inside you and fuck you while you spoon but he also likes you riding him or missionary and finally doggy styleย
G-Goofy (is he more serious in the moment or more humorous)i feel like he is more serious in bed unless your nervous then he'll be more goofy but not muchย
H-Hair (how well groomed is he)he does keep it trimmed and groomed down thereย
I-Intimacy (how is he during the moment the romantic aspect)he loves being intimate he will hold your hand while he fucks you deep,he will whisper praising words in your ear and he will rub his hands all over your body carresing you softlyย
J-Jack off (masturbation headcanon)he will jack off when your not in the mood or when you don't feel and or want to help him which he doesn't mindย
K-Kink (one of his kinks)he has a sir kink and orgasm control kinkย
L-Location (favorite place to do it)in bed he doesn't want anyone else to see you that's only for him but he also likes to do it in the showerย
M-Motivation (what turns him on/get's him going)anything you do you could be doing laundry or bend over or even just sitting there and it can turn him onย
N-No (something he wouldn't do/turn offs)anything you wouldn't want to do and i feel like he wouldn't do anal or anything to do with knives and or blood he doesn't want to see you bleeding or in painย
O-Oral (preference in giving/receiving etc)he likes receiving but he loves to eat you out so i'm gonna say he prefers givingย
P-Pace (is he fast and rough or slow and sensual)depends sometimes he is rough and fast but he can also be slow and sensual he will let you choose the paceย
Q-Quickie (his opinion on quickies and how often)he likes quickies but he likes to take his time with you so they don't happen oftenย
R-Risk (is he game to experiment,does he take risks etc)he will experiment with anything you want to but you have to bring it upย
S-Stamina (how many rounds can he go for how long does he last)he can go for 2 to 3 rounds and lasts a whileย
T-Toys (does he own toys,does he use them on a partner or themselves)he does own toys but for you he will use vibrators on youย
U-Unfair (how much he likes to tease)he loves to tease you its almost painfulย
V-Volume (how loud he is,what sounds he makes)he grunts and moans but isn't too loudย
W-Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)he loves to finger you and eat you out its one of his favorite things,he also loves to blindfold you and tie you down to the bed and put a vibrator against your clitย
X-X-ray (let's see what's going under those pants)he's about 9 inches and thickย
Y-Yearning (how high is his sex drive)he has a pretty high sex driveย
Z-Zzzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterwards) once he knows you are taken care of,after cuddles and after you sleep he falls asleep about 30 minutes after youย
30 min after me? that mans got worse insomnia than i do ๐ญ
dating mattheo riddle
he always needs to be touching you (handholding, arm around your waist, etc)
flirting (harmless, nonchalant flirting that you only notice when youโve had time to process the convo)
romantic notes (little notes he leaves when he goes to his dorm in the morning to get ready, if he doesnโt stay in yours)
jealousy (this mf will get jealous even thinking abt you with a someone you used to talk to a long time ago)
overprotective asf (he will beat the absolute shit out of anyone who so much as looks at you bad)
strangers flirting with him (he will either ignore them or kiss you right in front of them to show them neither him nor you are free for them to have)
i love you (something he canโt say, but he totally will show you with little dates and cute trips to Hogsmeade or ditching school and getting into trouble with you)
keeping you safe (he will seem so indifferent when he talks abt you with his dad so he doesnโt think abt it too much, heโll defend you with snape, he will talk back to teachers and persuade them to keep you out of trouble, he gets that from tom ;))
he can be very persuasive ;) iykyk ๐คฐ๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ
i love mattheo
you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?
dwarf cuisine shouldnโt be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.
Concept: humans think itโs bland cuz rather than memorizing what kills humans itโs safer to just pass on the spices.
#โshould we add salt? everyone eats salt right?โ#โno thatโs a rock thereโs no way humans eat rocks
Humans casting โprotection from poisonโ before eating dwarven food like those lactose pills you can take to drink milkshakesย
Won't Stop
Pairings: Mattheo Riddle x Fem!Potter!reader
Warnings: Swearing, Mattheo being an absolute simp for Y/n and my shitty writing
A/n: @octavia1948 it took a little longer than expected, but here you go. Got an idea from Tiktok, so kudos to anyone who made a vid like this.
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"Where were you two?" Mattheo asked as Lorenzo and Blaise walked into the common room where he sat with Theo.
"We were checking out the new girl," Blaise said.
"Bro, she's fucking mad fine," Enzo said.
"Nah, I'm not as easily charmed by a girl like you two idiots," Mattheo said.
"Yeah because you have 'class' " Theo said causing Mattheo to flip him off and the other two to laugh.
The door opened and Pansy walked in with the new girl by her side.
Mattheo's eyebrow rose, ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ.
"Hello boys," Pansy greeted, "This is Y/n, she just transferred from Ilvermorny. She was there for a year or so."
Enzo stood up and took Y/n's hand in his giving it a small kiss as he bowed, "Pleasure to make your acquaintance," He said.
Y/n removed her hand from his and wiped it off with handkerchief that she pulled out of her pocket.
"Lorenzo I'm assuming," She said and he smirked.
"Oh so you've heard of me," He said smugly.
"Only of how you've fucked every girl in Hogwarts, I'm not going to be the next," She said.
Mattheo and the other boys snickered. Lorenzo huffed and sat back down.
"Come on, Y/n, let's get you unpacked," Pansy said and pulled her up the stairs.
"How does it feel to be rejected?" Theo smirked at Enzo.
"You fucking tart, you're looking for it," Enzo spat and everyone laughed at him making him glare even harder at them.
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Mattheo was on his way to the Great Hall for lunch the next day. He was walking past the lockers and he saw Y/n at hers.
He ran a hand through his hair to make sure it's neat before he straightened his jacket and walked over to Y/n.
"Quite the show you put on with Enzo last night," He said as he leaned on the locker next to yours.
"I know what you mean, but you're making it seem like I fucked him," Y/n said giggling. Mattheo felt a slight flutter in his stomach.
"My apologies," He said smiling.
"Apology accepted," She said smiling at him, "But yes, he is a conceited and cocksure lad, isn't he? Someone had to let him know that he can't get everyone."
"He is indeed," Mattheo chuckled, "Do you maybe want to sit with me at lunch?"
"I'm not sure Lorenzo will like that idea very much," Y/n said as she closed her locker and turned to him.
"He can fuck off, you're my guest," He said, "What do you say?"
Y/n's eyes narrowed as if she was actually considering. As much as she thought that Mattheo is attractive and he has a certain charm to him that she liked, "No," She said.
"Wait what?" Mattheo said, "Why?"
"Mattheo," She said placing a hand on his chest causing his stomach to flutter again, she leaned in slightly, their lips almost touching. Mattheo's heart was racing, so was hers.
"I would rather sit alone in the pouring rain," She whispered, before she spoke normally again, "Than sit with you and your horny friends."
With that she pulled away and walked away.
๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ, Mattheo thought as he watched her walk away.
When Mattheo walked into the Great Hall he saw that Pansy was with the lads. He thought that she would sit with Y/n.
"Where's your new friend, Pansy?" Mattheo asked as he sat down next to Blaise.
"With her brother," She said pointing to somewhere behind him.
He turned around and saw Y/n sitting next to Harry. She was laughing, which made his heart flutter, she turned her head to the side and that's when Mattheo saw the scar on her head.
๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Y/n was sitting in the common room alone later that day. She was reading.
When Mattheo walked in and saw her he had to stop himself from just standing there and saying nothing and admiring her.
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด.
"Are you just going to stand there staring all night?" She asked and looked up at him.
๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ, he thought he must've zoned out.
"Right," Mattheo said trying to pull himself together, he then walked over to the sofa and sat down next to her.
"What is it that you want, Mr Riddle?" She asked looking back down at her book again.
"A chance," He said causing her to look at him with an eyebrow raised.
"Pardon?" She said, "I'm not going to give you anything."
"I promise you that I won't hurt you or use you. I genuinely want to get to know you," Mattheo said.
"Just stop Mattheo," She said.
"I won't stop," Mattheo said and leaned in and kissed her cheek. She looked at him in shock as he stood up, "I'm not going to stop until I have you."
With that he left for his dorm leaving Y/n completely flustered.
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"Y/n then went into the garden and dug out all of aunt Petunia's flowers," Harry said and everyone laughed.
"I bet she was mad," Ron said laughing.
"She was furious. We didn't eat for a whole week," He said.
"It was worth it," Y/n said.
"Oh Y/n don't look now but your boyfriend just walked in," Ginny said and Y/n rolled her eyes.
"He's not my boyfriend," She said.
"But you two like each other. You're just playing hard to get," Hermione said.
"Come on, sis, we all see it," Harry said, "Just admit it."
"I'm leaving," Y/n said and grabbed her things.
"Okay bye, enjoy making out with your boyfriend," Y/n rolled her eyes and headed for the door. She was almost out when Pansy walked in.
"There you are," Y/n said, "what tool you so long?"
Pansy was about to answer when a guy walked in behind her, his hair was messy and his tie was skew.
"Nevermind," Y/n said giggling.
"Come on, let's go sit down," Pansy said and dragged Y/n to the boys.
"Hello girls," Enzo said. Y/n sat down next to him and Pansy on her other side.
It's been a few months and she and Enzo became good friends actually. He stopped going for her after Mattheo threatened him.
Y/n felt a light kick on her foot from underneath the table. Mattheo was sitting in front of her.
"Did you guys get the new potions assignment yet?" Pansy asked.
"Yeah, I did, did you see the-" Y/n stopped when she felt another kick.
"You alright Y/n?" Mattheo asked smirking.
"Yeah, I am sorry I just thought I saw something. Nevermind, did you see the ingredients?" Y/n felt another kick.
"Yeah, how the fuck are we supposed to work with that shit," Pansy said and Y/n felt another kick.
It went on like this a few more times before she got fed up with it. Y/n kicked off her shoe and put her foot on Mattheo's leg.
His eyes widened slightly when he realised what she was doing.
"Y/n did you see how Matilda wore her hair today?" Pansy asked laughing.
"Yeah, she looks so weird," Y/n said as her foot went higher and higher up Mattheo's leg.
Mattheo blushed as he felt himself grow hard the closer her foot got.
"You alright there mate?" Blaise asked.
"Y-yeah," Mattheo nodded.
That's when Y/n pulled away her foot and placed it back inside her shoe.
"Well I'm off, I have to go see McGonagall about something, I'll see you guys later," She said as she stood up.
She sent Mattheo a wink before she walked out of the Great Hall.
๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ, ๐ /๐ฏ.
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Y/n was headed back to the common room later that day. She had just finished with McGonagall.
She was almost there when she got grabbed and pushed against the wall and a hand wrapped around her mouth.
She looked up and saw Mattheo.
"What the hell, Riddle," She said as she pulled his hand off her mouth, "What's your problem?"
"What's your problem? You lead me on and then drop me. For months now," He exclaimed and her eyes widened.
"If you don't want me, just tell me. I don't want to fall even harder for someone who's just going to play me," He said looking down at the ground.
Y/n giggled making him look up at her, "You're an idiot," She said before grabbing his robe and planting her lips on his.
His eyes fluttered close and he grabbed her hips and pulled her closer to him.
They pulled away seconds later but still kept close to each other.
Mattheo smiled, "Told you I wouldn't stop."
$-@/โฌ\ยฅ|>\ยฃ]?,ยฃยฃ|>_ยฅ\>.ยฅ_โข]*|ยฅ,!ยฃ_โข\?!!! this was so cute i love it
Dick Grayson | Fucking Perfect
"Request : omgomg can you write dick grayson x a fem reader whose insecure about her body?? smut and praise kink maybe?? thankyou<333
Prompt : none
๐๐๐ง๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐จ : 18+ Minors DNI, smut, swearing, pet names (baby, princess etc.), oral (F receiving), fingering (F receiving), praise, the establishment of a safe word, slight begging
Paring : Dick Grayson x F!reader
๐๐ช๐ข๐ข๐๐ง๐ฎ : Dick proves that you are the most beautiful girl ever
1474 words
stop this was so cute im dying
Dick Grayson | Fucking Perfect
"Request : omgomg can you write dick grayson x a fem reader whose insecure about her body?? smut and praise kink maybe?? thankyou<333
Prompt : none
๐๐๐ง๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐จ : 18+ Minors DNI, smut, swearing, pet names (baby, princess etc.), oral (F receiving), fingering (F receiving), praise, the establishment of a safe word, slight begging
Paring : Dick Grayson x F!reader
๐๐ช๐ข๐ข๐๐ง๐ฎ : Dick proves that you are the most beautiful girl ever
1474 words
I want a Dick Grayson rn, please and thank you
me too