Scream Queen and Marvel

or Hannibal or Sherlock or whatever fandom I am into at the time.

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Tony: This year I am so thankful for... our internet with millions of hours of hardcore porn.

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Hannibal: I'm a psychology major, so I'm gonna break this down into terms that you'll understand.

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Will: What did you do with the body?

Hannibal: Duh. I put it in the meat locker. it's where we've been putting all the dead bodies.

Will: Oh, my god. Hannibal, that is so hot. I want to see it. I need to see the body. Look, we can have a three way with the body.

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Thor: You just can't always say the first horrible thing that pops into your head all the time.

Loki: That's gonna be so hard.

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Natasha: You can sum up my view point on this one word: Indifference.

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Tony: Are you propositioning me?

Steve: No, I'm asking how much money it'll take to make you go away.

Tony: You seem to be unaware, sir, that an Stark cannot be bought. My family is super gross rich.

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Steve: Why are you dressed like that?

Tony: Well, Einstein. Thanksgiving is next Thursday and if any of you stupid whores ever cracked a book now and again, you'd know I'm dressed as Sacagawea. She helped the Pilgrims with their first harvest on what is now known as the first Thanksgiving.

Bucky: No, she didn't. You're thinking of Squanto.

Tony: Um, no. Squanto was friends with the Lone Ranger.

Steve: Sacagawea guided the Lewis and Clark exposition.

Tony: What? No way! Sacagawea taught the Pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then sang Blue Corn Moon or something.

Bucky: That was Pocahontas.

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Tony: All proceeds will go to charity.

Interviewer: Yes, uh, but which charity?

Tony: Uh, I don't know. All of them? Okay, you know, I'm not a big fan of gotcha questions.

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Natasha: If it was possible for me to feel anything, I would totally be crying right now.

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Clint: Okay, I am flexible. Why would I waste my money buying toenail clippers when God already blessed me with toenail clippers in the form of teeth in my mouth?!

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The Chanels.

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Loki: I offer the following heartfelt statement.

Avengers:

Loki: You can all suck it!

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Loki: I am choosing to ignore this verdict.

Odin: You can't ignore the verdict.

Loki: What verdict? See, this is me ignoring the verdict.

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Wanda: Being a millennial feminist means growing up listening to Taylor Swift say she doesn't like to think of the world as boys vs girl.

Natasha: And then graduating and entering the workforce only to realize you make 20% less than men for doing the same job.

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It’s Chanel Number 1…obvi. Illustration by me. Stay tuned for more illustrations of The Chanels.

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Loki: I am starting a new family tradition. It involves me never coming to any family occasion ever again!