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Do you ever get so deep into fandom mode that you forget that Cas and Dean aren’t fucking?????? 

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Take it to the next level

Okay so tonight I took my laziness to the next level and decided I didn’t want to read smutty Destiel fanfic, but like I did. So I had the brilliant idea of pulling up google translate, copying the entire fic and putting it into the box. Then clicking the speech option so it could just be read aloud to me. BUT WHEN I TELL YOU THIS WAS A POOR CHOICE TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. NEVER HAVE I FELT SO SEXUALLY HARASSED BY A ROBOT THEN I DID TONIGHT.

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Thought

What if instead of Dean praying to Cas for him to help he said something catch phrasey like:

 “I’ll pop a Cas in your ass!” 

And Cas just showed up outta nowhere.

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okay this is just something normal people do late at night right?

also, WATERPROOF COAT

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Stop making me share fun facts about myself with the class, this isn’t fun and I will lie.

Beginning of the school year: Full Sam Winchester

Middle of the year: Castiel still trying but not understanding anything

End of the year exams: Equivalent to Kevin Tran trying to decode a tablet

Afterwards: Dean Winchester with a fuck it attitude and constant hunger

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Dedicated to everyone going back to school.

y’all hoes need it.

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I could write a novel on the number of reasons why Misha with earrings is a necessary thing.

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I like how even Jensen’s boots look bowlegged.

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Story Time

The time of day is 3 am, everyone is asleep in bed. A single light shines underneath one of the doors. If you were to look into the room you would find a teenage girl, eyes racing across the screen of a dimly lit laptop. Darting. Back and forth and back and forth. Everything is still in the house everything is quiet. Her eyes stop she flops down dramatically on her bed. She questions knows why she is not asleep, eyes wide staring at the ceiling. She puffs out a sigh, and whispers huskily into the still air... 

“Man I love fan fiction.” 

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FIND YOU A MAN WHO LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THIS.

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Here’s the story, of one brother

Who was hunting things all on his own

All he wanted was for his father to be proud 

Until one day that father disappeared. 

Here’s the story, of one brother

Who was busy with studies of his own

All that he wanted was to be a normal man

But he knew that he was still missing home.

Til’ the one night a brother, broke into the house of the other

And both knew, that the father went on much more than a hunt

That these hunters must understand they are a family

And continued to hunt and hunt.

The Supernatural Bunch 

The Supernatural Bunch

That’s the way they formed The Supernatural Bunch.

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A family that hunts together stays together

So I decided to get my mom into Supernatural this is what happened:

*Episode finishes with Sam’s WWL (werewolf lover) biting the bullet (please stop)*

Mom: I need to take a break their lives are so terrible I think in every episode someone has died, why doesn't anything good ever happen in this show?

Me: *Laughing hysterically* Mom your aware that 

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Decision making

Me: you should go out, breathe in the sweet nectar of the summer air, try something you never have before, see your friends.....

Me@Me: 

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He’s my witness

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Reading smutty fanfic

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I think this is one of the best questions that was ever asked tbh

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I'm very lonely.