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ti | he/they if i die all i know i'm a motherfuckin' legend.

hey yall ik my activity here has been sparse lately n ellis has less followers but... i made another oc blog ......

man my chest is botherin me and im exhausted so im gonna hit the hay for tonight if thats alright

#i had a long day and i needa unwind n let my body breathe so to speak #gnight!

@hushabyed hell yeah they are! scary man i thought they were all tame but i guess not

#man i miss keith though i do #my new pals aint nearly as excited about doin stupid shit since the worlds ended as he was #i havent gone muddin in So Long....#well forreal muddin anyhow sewers in central georgia dont count

@cresnto i never met one but you know i read enough robot books to know theyre gonna tryn overthrow humanity sometime after this whole apocalypse thing blows over and theyll just lock us up like meaty prisoners cuz killin us would violate their first code or whatever its called

#im sure ill live too though. ill rebel against THEM and start ANOTHER human uprising. seems simple enough

@hushabyed nah brother keith is 100% sincere! i seen somea the shit hes done for myself

#i couldnt just invite myself to his private meetin with a werewolf BUT i got some other stories you may thinks farfetched #did you know? you can get a horse to ride backwards but only if you got any real interest in doin it cuz i can just tell you the horse was #havin no part of that but eventually keith got him goin well enough and they just rode off #me and our pal clay followed him in clays truck and that horse eventually bucked him right into some ditch bout 7 feet down #we didnt realize up front it was some kinda landfill down there cuz man soon as we got keith outta there with all his broken bones he #smelled SO BAD. for like 2 weeks. my mama let him sleep on our couch cuz he couldnt walk and also his family was havin none of that stink #over there #also once i swear i saw him seriously disappear when we were walkin around in a forest by our houses once #one minute hes walkin behind this big tree the other hes just gone. vanished. it was like aliens or some shit #he came home round 4 hours later what his daddy told me and you wouldnt believe it but the sumbitch didnt remember NOTHIN #thats where he lost his other pinky finger though. he still dont know why either #ask to tag

@cresnto hey you believe what you want but nonfictions nonfiction my dude!

#there was a creature in nola i was tryin to track when we were hangin aroud there but i forgot his name #anyway though im serious

@cresnto hell yeah im immortal i mean i gotta be

#ive lived through some shit! and died before but im still goddam #alive! no apocalypse is gonna beat ol ellis down not now not Ever #alien invasion or the robot takeover are two entirely different things though so i cant confirm nothin on those fronts

ever since i found out zombies was real its clearly some big confirmation the rest of those "fictional" fuckers was real too

#yknow i saw the sasquatch once. he was out back tryn to eat my mamas carrots and i was just 8 or somethin #he seemed scared enough to get out the yard wen i went out and started screamin at him but see my mama saw him too #werewolves are real too keith told me one time he paid one to give him a bj in tbe middle of the woods #i didnt see any part of it or ask any details but he told me he wasnt into it #nsfw

@cresnto dude heck if i know! if i knew a goddamned thing regardin the flu an the kindsa shit it does to the ""specials"" wed probably saved the world already

#all i got is that they got luckier than the others i guess #maybe not so much cuz we focus on killin them first and foremost but they also got defenses what took us down before #i been told ive died once or twice and thats a bit scary to think about but i aint dead for real yet #besides im immortal anyway fuck are some zombies gonna do

anovembersparrow

what a beautiful day

scarlettjane22

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#AW #HORSES #i love horses look at em

@cresnto theyre the big ugly mutants take way too many goddamned bullets to kill and usually fire too

#yknow mosta the time im gripped by adrenaline and wantin to kill it but if you pay attention long enough the way it walks is HILARIOUS #it hobbles aroud like some big ugly dog with too big forearms #but then it throws rocks at your head and the illusions kinda broken but man its still funny

araneides

@chainsawd i dont know if im quite. getting across how i want to. english is terrible.

chainsawd-blog1

well ma'am id ask you to tell me in the ims but i cant reach em right now. you could do what i do and put em in the tags cuz thats pretty easy and im sure nobody ever reads my tag stories

#even so whats the use in panderin to others... nobodys a truly good or a bad soul everybodys got qualities of both pretendin or not #i act good but i know im not all and thats alright. some people just dont get nobodys perfect #stupid goddamned unnecessarily high standards on this site get people feelin morally superior for talkin down to others for their flaws #while ignorin their own. now i aint been on here long but thats an obvious thing #people do bad shit sometimes... thats like; the way it id #is #[[SORRY 2 reblog these btw i dont have replies or im on my phone #[[but i wanna keep talkin 2 u so i hope it aint too bad...