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NOW, LET’S SEE, WHERE WERE WE?

#something to admire. ; AES

bushidocaps

#tired eyes. ; SELF #the serpent. ; OROCHIMARU

❛ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire . ❜

JOHN MULANEY SENTENCE STARTERS ; accepting !

❝ Funny, ❞ He replies, not taking his eyes off his work, ❝ I get that a lot. ❞

#bloodsthrone #ic

hotarunootoko-deactivated201903

Everytime I see you my fists start clenching and shaking. Why is that, doctor? @chakrascalpels

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❝ Hard to say. However, common side effects of castration include lower testosterone levels and decreased muscle strength -- Maybe you're trying to make up for any lost sense of manliness? ❞

#ic #sorry. psychology isn't my strong point. but youre always free to take up any problems you have with me to lord orochimaru.

Why did you do that?

5 W'S SENTENCE STARTERS ; accepting !

He thought about it, why being a question that could be applied to the many things he's done in his life. But he chooses to live with pushing questionable decisions he's made at the back of his mind, only trying to follow Orochimaru's orders.

❝ That's a simple question that has no simple answer. I suppose you could say that I did what had to be done, for better or for worse. ❞

#hotarunootoko #ic

❝ We’re not burning any spiders. ❞

#ic #dash comm.

❛ what? huh? what? when? when? ❜

JOHN MULANEY STARTERS ; accepting !

❝ Never if you keep asking questions. ❞

A sigh.

❝ I'm going to Kirigakure in a few days, meaning I'll be gone for at least a week. But don't get too excited -- Lord Orochimaru might just fill up your shedule. ❞

#bloodgobs #ic

❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. ❜ / did she try to cook and set it on fire and put it in the trash can ? perhaps.

JOHN MULANEY STARTERS ; accepting !

He blinks. Adjusts his glasses for good measure. He then pinches the bridge of his nose at the stress, now reminded that he hasn't slept in a good three days.

❝ ... Okay. I can see that. ❞

Silence.

❝ Are you... Maybe... Going to do something about it? ❞

#chakrabite #ic #Please.

rpmemesandmusings

rp sentence starters - 5 w’s

WHO?

“ Who are you? “

“ Who are you really? “

“ Who was that? “

“ Who’s there? “

“ Who am I? “

“ Who cares? “

“ Who knows? “

WHAT?

“ What’s going on? “

“ What are you? “

“ What just happened? “

“ What do we do now? “

“ What are you doing here? “

“ What do you know about me? “

“ What do you know about them? “

“ What the hell? “

“ What happened to you? “

“ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

“ When did this happen? “

“ When did you get that bruise? “

“ When did all of this start? “

“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “

“ When did you first start lying to me? “

“ When can I see you again? “

“ When’s dinner? “

“ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE?

“ Where am I? “

“ Where are we? “

“ Where are we going? “

“ Where are you going? “

“ Where have you been all this time? “

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “

“ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY?

“ Why did you do that? “

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“ Why are you doing this? “

“ Why did you hit me? “

“ Why did you kill them? “

“ Why do you hate me? “

“ Why do you love me? “

“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “

“ Why do I love you? “

“ Why did you do something so stupid? “

“ Why are you up so late? “

#ask meme

ohisms-a

* JOHN MULANEY ; THE COMEBACK KID.

❛ we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room. ❜ ❛ block letters and cursive look good together! ❜ ❛ yeah, but the past is the past. ❜ ❛ i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❜ ❛ i don’t give off that vibe. ❜ ❛ you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you. ❜ ❛ i’m so open and vulnerable. ❜ ❛ i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult. ❜ ❛ marriage is gonna be very magical. ❜ ❛ ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife. ❜ ❛ how could another person kill someone? ❜ ❛ i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it. ❜ ❛ it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. ❜ ❛ anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. ❜ ❛ that’s not even a situation. ❜ ❛ hey, you seen any loose milk? ❜ ❛ i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me. ❜ ❛ … and a hush falls over the room. ❜ ❛ isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing? ❜ ❛ it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends. ❜ ❛ aw, she’s ugly! ❜ ❛ wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video? ❜ ❛ ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents? ❜ ❛ what? huh? what? when? when? ❜ ❛ let’s see, what problems can we solve? ❜ ❛ that’s not how you talk. ❜ ❛ let’s change it to trick ___. ❜ ❛ it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma. ❜ ❛ oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker. ❜ ❛ ___ is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day. ❜ ❛ you are no longer the alpha of the house. ❜ ❛ look upon your sovereign, ___, and tremble! ❜ ❛ it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❜ ❛ i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes. ❜ ❛ it was like hanging out with my mom. ❜ ❛ they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy. ❜ ❛ so, there’s no toilets. ❜ ❛ well yeah, that’s how all of life works. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery. ❜ ❛ sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all. ❜ ❛ you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy. ❜ ❛ fell deadly silent, is what they all did. ❜ ❛ no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo. ❜ ❛ i had no supervision when i was a kid. ❜ ❛ i grew up before children were special. ❜ ❛ i’m so horny and angry all the time. ❜ ❛ and i have no outlet for it, so… eggs. ❜ ❛ i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian. ❜ ❛ you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ i’m telling you three weeks in advance. ❜ ❛ that’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❜ ❛ and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving. ❜ ❛ in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. ❜ ❛ what do you do to afford v-necks, ___? ❜ ❛ ah, numbers. the letters of math. ❜ ❛ no one look at me or i’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❜ ❛ who could she have been talking to? ❜ ❛ i need you to believe me. ❜ ❛ one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet! ❜ ❛ i think about that every goddamn day. ❜ ❛ that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know? ❜ ❛ eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. ❜ ❛ a very upsetting thing to hear, yes? ❜ ❛ if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❜ ❛ one black coffee. same motherfucker. ❜ ❛ my feet were not on the ground. ❜ ❛ he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❜ ❛ then it is revealed that she has NO hand. ❜ ❛ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire. ❜

#ask meme #please come break the ice with me i am.. bored