Chameleon Bay

You have to be odd to be number one

[playwrongs]

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

[luminouscinders]

OP I need you to understand my former coworkers had me do this after I sent them this post

[shitpostinguniverse]

[catchymemes]

[library-child]

The story of my life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[musicofthe-ainur]

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

[eleemosynecdoche]

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

[modernclaire]

another hilarious example:

[lotrmusical]

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

Shiny Buneary<3

[everythingfox]

Golden tortoise beetles

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

me_irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

Truth.

[sandaime]

[lovewomenandsoup]

[retrogamingblog2]

Stained Glass Pokemon Art made by Enrico Sequi

[girlofdogs]

i like to think that our blogs are just our own little personal museums of all the things we like, and we can visit each other’s museums and leave nice notes at the reception.

[severedhumanear]

pesto is the least disappointing food by a fucking mile. i never think to add her to things and every time i get something with pesto i think oh thatll be nice i guess a little basil and when i get a bite with pesto i have to hold back tears of joy. there you are darling ive been looking everywhere for you

[anxietyproblem]

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.