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hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Cosmic Funnies
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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almost home

blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@modernclaire
Bound Man by John Singer Sargent, c. 1917-21
hudson williams the first person on buzzfeed thirst tweets to out-freak the tweets (x)
BONUS:
what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out
im no longer responsible for myself. I am free because i am contained. oooh eighteen dollar sandwich dont mind if i do
It really should be acceptable and normal to say “I don’t entirely understand what I just read, but I loved it.”
The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight
SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY
Ilya Rozanov runs like a guy who runs to run
Shane Hollander runs like a guy who runs to cross train
Scott Hunter runs like a bat out of hell being chased by a ravenous hoard of his own personal demons
don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.
this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:
the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.
the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.
Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on
dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work
primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….
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hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEATT
he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires
the same
its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again