there is no box

40ish. Florida fangirl, medical professional, avid procrastinator. I believe life is too short to waste on "real" - it's fandom all the way! Too many obsessions, too many boys, not enough time for all the fic :)

[moldyslime]

heated rivalry

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 75

[lucylehane]

this one goes out to everyone old enough to be watching heated rivalry like 🤩😅🤤😬

[handsywoman]

strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3

[kittymand]

DONT TALK TO ME

[jessebloom]

never stop following your dreams <3

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[ramslambsandwolves]

Yuna watching Shane and Ilya roughhousing in the backyard with narrow eyes and David walks up and places a comforting hand on her shoulder , “it’s fine they’re not really fighting” and she nods “yeah I know I know it’s just - they’re like cats a little. I can never tell if they’re actually fighting, playing or,” she clears her throat and blushes, “or getting frisky.” David opens his mouth, then closes it because honestly…he can’t tell either. Shane had accidentally given Ilya a bloody nose the last time they wrestled and they just had to go home to get a Ilya a new shirt and which made sense at the time but now….huh. “I think boys will be boys. Even the queer ones.” David replies but then Ilya has Shane is a headlock and Ilya’s saying something to him as Shane tries to squirm out of his grip and-

“but I do think they’ll be heading home soon.” David chuckles.

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[reticent-vampire]

unprecedented levels of fake idgafism

[todoga]

Lil illustration for a wonderful fic Change your win conditions

[handsywoman]

that man was all up in shane’s crease

[asliceofoceanmist]

it's muggy up in here

[endiness]

[madamoisellemabry]

idk guys i dated in russia once and i think that, while ilya wouldnt be into the whole bio-essentialism of it, he would still rlly enjoy being chivalrous. but since #myshane is NAWT interested in having the moves pulled on him (ilya is his baby tyvm mr. business man will be pampering him) he turns it all on yuna.

they’re out to lunch? no mama hollander doesn’t pay when i’m around. she’s trying to leave? no, no, don’t you dare touch that handle yuna. they’re going shopping? mama i trained for this moment, you think it was for stanley cup? wrong, is for bag carrying. yuna is having the boys over for dinner? no no there must be another space on the mantle for this bouquet, we will make space mama.

i think ilya loves to spoil the mama he has, in memory of the mama he doesn’t. and because #myilya just really loves women.

i also think david makes a joke exactly once about ilya trying to steal yuna and yuna shut it down so fast and harshly that ilya a genuinely worried he had caused a rift in their marriage. (it’s because yuna knows. she knows and she loves her son and she cries on david about it later).

[penandinkprincess]

feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout=having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him

and thus putting HIMSELF in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like, "he really didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't need to be in timeout. it's okay." and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah, they know. this wasn't their call. he is free to leave whenever he wants. he's literally not in trouble for anything. he went up to yuna, said "mommy, i need a timeout" and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking SO pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he's tired of it.

[penandinkprincess]

he was GOING to let it go that parker took the cookie he wanted AND said hockey was stupid, but if that's what it takes to get a timeout 👊