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Baskin Robbins always knows channy | 17 | PH | 85% deaf | I dont update regularly but when i do its updates galore STATUS: inactive due entrance exams blog under construction

[puppetbilly]

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

[puppetbilly]

maybe they will take a lichen to each other

[champoraduh]

when your old fandom bites you back in the ass. literally.

so you see, few years ago i was really into researching about a president. like full on research and absurd knowledge that i retain to this day. naturally you’d think this is some quiz bee material type of shit right?

my friiend, that’s where you are wrong!

without risking exposing my identity, i used to study in a school in intramuros. im still in intramuros please fucking free me already. but that aside, it is very funny the school i used to study in is literally obssessed with him. probably not as bad as the other school with laurel which is another story for another day. its a different thing tho like dude founded the school while he was really REALLY loved by the friars. he got a statue and everything and we’re one step away from having him as a subject. thankfully we didn’t because it would be awkward as fuck

“but user champoraduh,” you ask “ where does this tie back to?”

my good friend, as you can see, it bit me back in the ass. literally.

like how are you supposed to tell your professor you did absurd research on his grandpa or something? as in, research bc you decided you need to know almost everything?

honestly i’m so glad he is a chill professor. threw us to the wolves tho. what the fuck lol

[champoraduh]

it feels surreal being here again after a couple of years. so much happened to be honest.

it's like, college was the time i had to learn how to fly blind because i was kinda a loner. plus, losing d10 was just the first of many losses i had to endure.

nothing is great about losses to be honest. if anything, the world just goes on and won't wait for you to pick yourself up. you just kind of, have to do it yourself.

pros: yay reality check

cons: for a cancer, i've become emotionally constipated until smth is triggered and bam emotional wreck

so far, i'm doing kinda hot. all of my college friends will be graduating earlier than me tbh it's not that bad after all. i've accepted that maybe i'm really a loner by nature.

to be honest i refused to touch anything related ro figure skating for the fear it would open up a lot of pent up emotions. last week, i just watched yuka nagai's final(?) program and felt so relieved. maybe there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

maybe i'm doing better than before. i still have so much to learn and unlearn.

let's hope for brighter days ahead!

p.s.

i'm roaming freely on stan twt now. just shoot me a message :∆

[khe1]

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

[justketerthings]

What did you major in?

[khe1]

Crayon

[magicaleggplant]

mirai nagasu + olympic logo: 2010 → 2018

[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[honey-sunny-bee]

[senpaiedit-blog]

[lotusthrower]

not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes

[theweirdwideweb]

[wildflowerwaltz]

take me to church

i’m a dog

you’re a dog

we are dogs in a church

something something something my knife

[andromeda-niccals]

@hariruri

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

me: *makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle

me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a fucking fraud piece of shit im not funny im a disgrace in human form why do i even have followers

mutual: *likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “FUCK” or something like that to the tags*

me: *in a deep, empowered, big-dicked voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*

My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes: Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!

[paluumin]

“going for gold”

something for a composition challenge on deviantart but I don’t like how it turned out so might resubmit my entry for september;;;

SPEEDPAINT

[bloodspire]

the new meme: this featureless black orb

[suffering420-deactivated2015092]

relatable

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

“That doesn’t sound right…”

Artwork by Hashtag_Genius

[liohnelmessi]

Font Pack 3 by liohnelmessi

Happy autumn! This is my third font pack. It contains a collection of fonts, of various styles, that I enjoy using in my edits. I hope you enjoy :D {More fonts}

This pack contains 12 high quality fonts

Please do not repost / redistribute.

Like / Reblog if you’re downloading.

Download Links: {Dropbox} / {Mediafire}

[definitelynot-danielhowell-old]

Of course dan is better at stalking phil

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbians in space

[mathy37]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

[spiroandthelacktones]

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS