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amy ♡ 33 ♡ she/they ♡ spokane wa usa

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[abimee]

[meangirlnurse]

good: i appear to have successfully grown a few ears of corn in my backyard in my first year of casually gardening

bad: i didn't get to try any because my golden retriever stole and ate all of it

[meangirlnurse]

unrepentant corn thief

[meangirlnurse]

guess what i just confiscated from him in the backyard 😒

[meangirlnurse]

[theonion]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[kneworder]

NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

[cowdogpaws]

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[daydreaminglilguy]

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

[rockabillywife]

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

[c0rpseductor]

Donate to Honoring Tamara Peterson's Vibrant Life, organized by Eric Lacy

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hi everybody! this is a fundraiser i set up for my mom's cremation and funeral service costs as well as my moving costs, since i can't keep the apartment we lived in. it would be great if you could help, or if you could share it!

[kristina100000]

you and that damn grimes gif

[killerqueenmp3]

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[eggboob]

[toyslug-blog]