deliver me from being perfect and complete

Ollie, He/It, 23.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[pocket-deer-belly]

these people would fucking die if they ever spoke to more than 1 furry

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[ohevoyev]

went all the way to the mongolian steppe to escape the new york yankees' "baseball" season

[ohevoyev]

they can't hurt me here

[argumate]

kind of crazy that the sun is the closest thing we have to an unholy seething vortex of magical energy, a pulsating orb that is periodically ripped by screaming flares that lash us with incredible ferocity from a hundred million miles away, and we're like mmm what a nice day! 😊

[tanadrin]

one of my favorite Sun Facts is that if sound could be transmitted through the vacuum of space the intensity of sound power emitted from the sun that reached the earth would be roughly as intense a noise as a jet airplane taking off a couple hundred meters away. The Sun is really loud!

[argumate]

[danielkahndyke]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good