The Sass Master

Californian. 23. College Student. Most call her Emma. She has a smile that could light up a room and a laugh that is contagious like the plague. An addiction to scarfs and a passion for Josh Dallas that can make her blush from her forehead to her tippy toes. She's a hopeless romantic, takes her tea without cream and sugar, could recite Pride and Prejudice word for word and is extremely loyal to her friends. Reblogging all things: Sherlock, OUAT, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, LOTR, Disney, and whatever the hell else I feel like.

[chancellor-sassy]

March 2015 vs January 2016. I will never regret my life change and will be forever grateful to those that have supported me on this crazy journey. I love you all so much. #vsginstacrew #vsg #weightlossjourney #8monthspostop

[chancellor-sassy]

Three cheers for a new-to-me iPod!! My selfies should be a bit less shittier now!! #Selfie #Day15 #newipodtouch

[richomiequran-deactivated201505]

Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.

[bioluminescentqueen]

YEA

[richomiequran-deactivated201505]

People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.

[dailyparksnrec-blog]

"My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours."

[jxhn-mulaney]

*cracks neck* my time has come

[breelandwalker]

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

[currentlymovingflights-deactiva]

Basically this

[goingtopshelf-deactivated201510]

This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

[cuetheconfetti]

I imagine Valentines Day for Harry and Ginny usually consists of Harry singing over and over at the top of his lungs

"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH-PICKLED TOAD

HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD

I WISH HE WAS MINE

HE’S REALLY DIVIIIIIIINE

THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!”

chasing Ginny all over the house while she covers her ears and yells “SHUT UP SHUT UP I WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD OKAY SHUT UP”

[sskywlker]

[rnashpotato-blog]

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

[yennefer]

[sassygetssleeved]

This is approaching so quickly and I’m finding to rather difficult to wrap my head around it. My surgery is happening, I’m so close to getting a surgery date, it’s insane. Yet the only thing holding me back is the lack of $2500. I’m working on my options, seeing as the job search is going no where, but any donation about would be INCREDIBLY helpful.

If you can’t donate then a simple reblog would be just as helpful! If you would like more info, then please click the link below for the full story. :)

http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/a-healthier-emma/237134

[sassygetssleeved]

This is approaching so quickly and I’m finding to rather difficult to wrap my head around it. My surgery is happening, I’m so close to getting a surgery date, it’s insane. Yet the only thing holding me back is the lack of $2500. I’m working on my options, seeing as the job search is going no where, but any donation about would be INCREDIBLY helpful.

If you can’t donate then a simple reblog would be just as helpful! If you would like more info, then please click the link below for the full story. :)

http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/a-healthier-emma/237134

[chancellor-sassy]

Hey, yo. Share this please! <3

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[sarahasnoh]

Hourglass mineral veil primer makes any makeup you put on top of it waterproof 💁

[jeankd]

WHAT!?!?!? No one told me these things. I been sweating and reapplying make-up in the summers and you folks knew this shit the whole time… THE WHOLE GOTDAMN TIME!?!?

[unskinny]

I love this website so much.

[stevenb1987]

[cumberbatchlives]

Benedict Cumberbatch gets down on The Ellen Show.

[serralexandra-deactivated201609]

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[wocinsolidarity]

!!!

[heckyeahjoshdallas]