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@chancellorofhyrule
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What, you don’t remember the animated Spirit Tracks adaptation back in the 1980′s? It was really good, even if Chancellor Cole’s musical number was a bit unnecessary. An attempt at doing one of those fake movie screenshots for my favorite underrated Zelda villain. Probably not totally successful but I had fun.
((Okay, so if you guys have noticed, I have been on hiatus for a good...two months now? I have reasons for that. Part of the reason was IRL reasons. I was doing some apartment hunting and later apartment moving so the entire month of November (and parts of October) had been pretty much shot because it was all about finding a place to live, moving things, and all the fun that goes with it. The other reason is that tumblr kind of frustrates me as a platform so it’s sort of hard to even use this website. =/ I’ve been seeing all the fandom in-fighting, all the unnecessary updates, and it’s hard to feel compelled to answer things. Tumblr has hurt way too many of my friends and has hurt me in the past. I will eventually get everything back and running. I just needed that time away from this website. I lost seven followers during my hiatus but from the looks of it, it was all the porn blogs that were following me so that’s a plus. Don’t worry, the Chancellor will eventually return in...December maybe?))
[The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks] — (Deviant Art, full size) — The Wind Waker — Phantom Hourglass
Art trade with the lovely @lordcandycane! RIP Min T. He was fired. (and when I say “fired” I mean “burned to a crisp”) He was a backstabbing toady and therefore a man of Cole’s own heart. This was a load of fun, hope you enjoy it. =)
about the search feature
so tumblr has officially taken away tracked tags.
here’s the thing–the search will show you any post that contains the word. for example, if you used to track the tag for the anime free!, and now go to the most recent posts for free!, and it will show you any post that has ever mentioend “free!” which is, quite literally, a bunch of really shady posts and links and IRL nudity and totally irrelevant posts.
if you search for a ship you like, you will be subject to many hate posts for that ship. if you search for a fandom, you will have to scroll through every single post mentioning the name of that fandom.
PLEASE! BE! CAREFUL! WITH! THE! NEW! SEARCH! FEATURE!
you can still go to “/tagged/[tag-name]” (change it from search) but you cant track them
Some witch from Hytopia sent me a letter in the mail today. She insulted my hats. I am currently constructing a strongly worded response in reply to her jabs at my fashion...
Railroad bridge across Cañon Diablo, Arizona Photographer: Ben Wittick Date: 1882 - 1890? Negative Number 051054
At the time, crossing the gorge presented a financial and engineering challenge. The speed limit for trains was 10 mph.
.:Chancellor Cole:.
Overdue AT with@chancellorofhyrule
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHY IS HE SO ATTRACTIVE IN YOUR STYLE. YOU DREW THE WINGS. YOU DREW THE CLAWS. YOU DREW THE CANE. YOU DREW EVERYTHING I ADDED TO HIM AND YOU MADE IT ALL WORK. And geez, that grin. Man you knew how to win my heart. Man, this just came out fantastic. And it came perfectly timed too because I wasn’t having too hot of a day today either. But man, you deserve all the chancellor-y goodies for this. I hope my half can be at least half this amazing!
Malladus Zelda.
I really liked Spirit Tracks, alright? Alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yVNZH9hj-U
being part of a dead fandom
Among all the news surrounding Skyward Sword being listed for release on the Wii U, as well as Twilight Princess HD being all but confirmed, even more Zelda games have entered the ring. Two of my personal favorite handheld Zelda…
“Farewell, Koholint” Link’s Awakening is my all time favorite game so i had a blast making this piece. You can pick up a print of it at Hero Complex’s booth at NY Comicon!
Hi ya! Since Cole's magic disguise whatever seems to be controlled based on will and thought, would knocking him unconscious cause him to reveal his true form?
Oh cool, I love questions like these!Knocking him out is easier said than done, because although Cole looks like a fragile little human, he has better senses than a human being (which means it’s harder to catch him off guard), stronger bones and defenses than you would think, and has absolutely no qualms in killing you if you try to hit his head with a lead pipe. He can also pass out from lack of oxygen but again, you’re dealing with someone who can teleport and has demon blood. Demon blood is a bit of a cheat.But suppose you do catch him off-guard and manage to beam him really good, enough to cause him to faint. His disguise will still stay on.Most of it. He can keep his claws, teeth, skin and blood color, tail, and wings shapeshifted away while unconscious but those hats will be certainly easy to remove since they’re not a “part” of him and the magic holding them on his head is different from the other spells. It’s really the most fragile part of his disguise.And that is just another reason why Cole is such a distrusting fellow.As for the whole “the disguise falls apart when he’s stressed out” thing, it’s because magic is a very mental process, at least when it comes to someone like Cole, and negative emotions like anxiety or fear can cause things to not work as well. So Cole is essentially dooming himself with every stray thought that wanders through his mind.
I do love it when the Princess says, rather casually might I add, that she trusts me with her life.
Poor naive little lamb...
Ceremony in the Woods - Wind Waker HD Sound Selection
.:Unexpected Shenanigans:.
[.:♛:.] Alexander let out a gentle deep chuckle from the depths of his throat, looking on with amusement at his new found guest. There he could tell, was something about him quite intriguing and the monstrosity knew it, he could sense it. Though his silent scanning detected no viral nature of Cole, human, the dragon knew, he was not.
The beast raised a quizzical bejeweled brow at the bit about bringing an army forth, should the little man have plans of dethroning him, and at this the monster let loose another sinister cachinnation.
“An army~?
I believe the correct word is a banquet! For my people and I you see. I don’t really do well with the practice of war, I end up eating everyone. When the scent of blood in the air is thick enough I loose myself and indulge savagely.”
Settling back down the beast flicked his tongue in and out of his devilish grin, and seemed to take an interest in what the chancellor had to say next. An alliance? Right away the behemoth was about to object, seeing that he had formed the ultimate alliance with his king and brother, Virus. But he paused and thought on it further..
It wasn’t often sprites from other games or worlds came to him for such a request, and this could certainly be something good in the dragon lord’s favor.
“An alliance you say~?” the monarch crooned, snaking his tail behind the green suited ambassador. Now that Chancellor Cole had piqued his interest Alexander was hellbent on having the chancellor stay for a while. The dragon’s greedy mind automatically lulling to the thought of possible riches, more riches. He was already stupidly wealthy, but more was always welcomed.
“I am most interested in your offer my good man, how can I eat such a gentleman whose flattery pleases me as much as his mannerssss~”
Without further ado, the titanic tyrant of ‘Silver’s Paradox’ shrank down in a vial of shimmering scales, downsizing into his humanoid form. Though compact, this form was still a powerful force to be reckoned with.
Giving the chancellor a respectable bow with a sweep of his cape, the beast-man lifted and flashed him a toothy grin, his single gold fang sparkling in the light.
“Come with me, I would like hear you offer.”
Just as Lord Candycane had ushered Cole to come along Min T gasped, tugging at his cape, wanting to impose for he knew what he saw. And Cole’s warning of a glare did nothing to calm the bunny monster. Fortunately for the chancellor the monarch would have none of Min T’s shenanigans, as the butler was swatted across the head, and tossed along ahead of he beast.
“Off with you you infernal little miscreation, gather the servants and prepare a feast at once!”
It would seem the dragon lord had forgotten about the burnt grass, as his mind was clouded by his greed.
The Chancellor let himself be led with an uneasy silence, pulse thudding noisily in his chest. The size difference between the two of them, even with his host in a more compact form, still uneased him. And the ease in which he changed form! Jealousy burned in the chancellor’s mind as he thought about how he had to apply at least a dozen spells of glamour to pass as human and still need the ridiculous hats and this blighter could just poof into a different shape. The injustice. “I do thank you for listening to the humble words of a ruling figure such as myself. My wish is to serve anyone higher in power than myself and, if you are at all offended by whatever transgressions occurred at my hand, I will make sure my part of the deal is that much more rewarding to Your Greatness.” he graciously returned back. While he was led to a place where he would most assuredly be walking a thin line between untold power and a gory demise, Cole decided to look on the positives lest he lose his gentlemanly poise. He was still alive; that was a major plus. The vicious viscount of villainous voracity seemed amused with him for the time being; another plus. No mind-reading capabilities from his draconic host; indubitably a plus. There was still a chance to turn this around. Maybe Malladus had a new minion or maybe he can serve this man instead of Malladus. Demons, dragons, they’re basically the same thing, right? Despite his gut-burning fear, a grin began to form on his face. It was the kind of sharp, fangy grin that would put a Chesire Cat to shame. “With all due respect, I really do think I can be a more valuable partner than your rabbit “chum” ever could be.” he said, hoping to give more reasons to keep him alive while downplaying the incident that occurred between him and Min T. He wasn’t sure how tempting of a morsel he was. He also wasn’t sure how much Lord Candycane suspected his true nature, but he imagined demon meat tasted horrible. “Last I checked, the long-earred bloke didn’t have any connections to royalty, an entire ring of aristocracy wrapped around his little finger, and several gold, silver, and ruby mines in operation under his name.” he bragged. He began to play with his cufflinks in a show of nonchalance. It was rather forced show since he was still sweating nervously. “If you do decide to eat me, I will consider your judgement to be the best and will throw my pitiful human body into your gaping maw. But you will also lose out on having an entire continent’s worth of riches delivered to your doorstep. Just throwing that out there rather casually. Mmmyes...”